• Bill Nye, the Science Guy is seeking a restraining order against his ex-fiancee whom, he claims, is poisoning his vegetable garden. Seriously.

• Tucker Carlson devotees protest his impending involuntary departure.

• Jay-Z finally admits his lyrics have inspired "a whole generation of bad writers."

• Louis Vuitton successfully sues Britney Spears for cheapening the brand's luxury image. Talk about an open and shut case!

• There is a time and a place for rabid environmentalism. And that time is not December 25th.

• Breaking: Kate Spade's elderly, Jewish friend agrees to don Santa suit for emergency purse campaign.