Oh that liberal elite media and its terrible sense of humor! Everyone needs to get their heads checked, because Stephen Baldwin was simply making a hilarious joke when he said he would leave the country if Barack Obama became president. According to our least favorite Baldwin brother, "The liberal Democrats who didn't get that I was joking need to lighten up." Here's a thought, Steve-O: Perhaps everyone knew you were joking but, deep down, secretly hoped that you were serious and would pack your bags after Nov. 4.
Uh, did Billy Ray Cyrus say that Malia and Sasha had been invited to appear on Hannah Montana and "probably would?" Yes, but… Now that everyone is talking about it and the Obama camp said no such invitation has been recieved, Mr. Cyrus is backtracking a bit. And now he thinks it would be a bad idea. Here's what he said at the CMA awards:
Billy Ray Cyrus stopped by The Today Show to speak about raising a famous daughter, but he seemed more interested in spewing off as many analogies as humanly possible. Our favorite: “The turkey with the longest neck’s gonna be the one everybody’s shootin’ at.” We’re thinking of getting it crocheted on a pillow to pass down from generation to generation.
