• Rachel Bilson can finally join the Facebook group, She Bangs, She Bangs.*

• Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson back together? Awkward …

• Amy Winehouse needs to get back to rehab if she thinks a make-up line is a smart business venture.

• J. Lo lets her babies know she loves them through purchased goods.

• Hugh Jackman is a jacked man.

*Not a real Facebook group.

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• The worst dressed awards are more fun than the actual Oscars.

• Brooke Hogan deals with her parents' divorce by doing calisthenics in a bikini.

• Britney Spears goes to dinner to earn another paycheck from the paparazzi.

• Note to Tom Cruise: Katie Holmes needs a new script.

• Stars are just like us: they love free crao.

• Angelina Jolie rocking a serious lady bump.

• We don't any straight girl or gay man who isn't excited for the Sex and the City movie. The extended trailer proves why.

• We know we mentioned this yesterday, but here are more details about the Pax adoption. Even though Brangelina hyphenate, this kid's name is Pax Pitt. Porn career much?

• If Fergie and Donatella Versace don't share a biological father, then they at least share a plastic surgeon.

• News that Jennifer Garner and Matthew McConaughey are starring in a rom-com is about as surprising as John McCain's reaction to the New York Times story. They do look cute, though.

• When you mash-up all their features, your beautiful celebrities aren't so beautiful anymore. You remain angelic.

• Pictures of David Beckham without a shirt on. Like you even need a quip to click the link.

• We asked a lesbian alien, and seeing Christina Ricci and Reese Witherspoon together really is her fantasy.

• Jessica Alba may be having twins! Sorry, we don't just hand out double exclamation points.

• We give up on trying to understand the image Perez Hilton is going for.

• Too bad Zac Efron's handlers can't use his sexuality to deny the rumors of a sex tape with him and "GF" Vanessa Hudgens.

• Dennis Quaid has aged remarkably well, but we still doubt he's rocking his natural hair color.

• Celebrities have butts: An investigation.

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• Kirstie Alley is “stepping down” as the spokesperson for Jenny Craig. Fatties are so self-hating.

• Based on her topless photo spread, rumors that Lindsay Lohan had breast implants were false.

• Okay, Elisha Cuthbert, this is the last time we're writing about you until you make out with another chick. Going to first base with Paris Hilton only takes you so far.

• That's cute: Spencer Pratt thinks he important enough to have a feud with Madonna.

• Ah! Our boss man is coming back from Amsterdam.

• Girl kisses, the Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson edition.

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• Avril Lavigne proves she can skank it up for the cover of Maxim just as well as anyone in the cool clique of B-list celebrities.

• Christina Aguilera got a c-section because she wanted to keep her vag tight. Those weren't her words, but what she does say amounts to that.

• Tina Fey is hosting the first post-strike Saturday Night Live.

• Nicole Richie and Joel Madden hold onto to their outsider status by getting their coffee some place other than Starbucks.

• "Jamie Lynn Spears Is A Giant Whore" and other things her unborn child probably doesn't want to know.

• Ironic imprisonment of former Prison Break star is less amusing for Lane Garrison than it is for us.

• Barron Hilton gets arrested for DUI. And a proud tradition continues.

• OMG! Amy Smart has nipples.

• Jenny McCarthy isn't pregnant. And the sun isn't about to explode, either.

• Marilyn Manson's new absinthe, "Mansinthe," takes like "Manson jizz." We've never tried Manson jizz, but as a rule absinthe is kind of gross.

• Christina Aguilera had a baby, now with pictures.

• Sports Illustrated knows it demographic and its fantasies. The magazine is running a spread with Heidi Klum all over Will Ferrell.

• The theme of the next issue of W magazine is beautiful women who overcome unflattering birthmarks on their face. The cover stars: Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman.

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• Cher continues to inspire drag queens everywhere with her wigs.

• With Heroes on hiatus, Hayden Panettiere is devoting herself full-time to looking like a 30-year-old.

• "Grammy fashion" continues to need quote marks …

• … Particularly, Beyonce's camel toe-inducing underwear.

• Good news for your dwindling faith in humanity: The Hottie and The Nottie bombed at the box office.

• What gives? Matthew McConaughey has been wearing shirts lately.

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• Jennifer Lopez has set the birth of her twins for February 14. Cheesy, sure, but a total J. Lo move. What we do judge is planning her c-section on a Thursday, for the benefit of the tabs. If that's true, he deserves every forthcoming invasion of privacy.

• Kate Hudson and Liv Tyler threw a party at the Waverly Inn. Where did those ladies meet, a group for the famous children of famous parents?

• Paris Hilton is still into men with fading fame; she hooked up with Simon Rex last night.

• Playboy bunnies hit up Mardi Gras. Hopefully they know better than to give it up for a free t-shirt.

• Pictures of the bump that launched "My Humps"

• Pink Is The New Blog is better at keeping Project Runway related secrets than we are.

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• Paris Hilton was awarded "Woman of the Year" by the Harvard Lampoon. In her speech, she said, "Harvard is so hot!" And smart. The "Woman of the Year" award has never garnered as much publicity.

• There's a rumor that Shiloh Jolie-Pitt was the target of a kidnapping heist. We could make a joke about why the other kids weren't targeted, but kidnapping isn't a laughing matter.

• A Swedish group is auctioning off a swim suit Nicole Kidman accidentally left at a local pool to raise money to buy cows for families in India. This is all well-intentioned, but it seems like Kidman is being forced against her will to do charity.

• "Rachel Bilson Is Super Cute In Rome!" Do you ever stop and wonder why you read gossip blogs? She does look cute, though.

• Celebrity lips are the stuff of nightmares.

• Lourdes Ciccone Leon is all grown up. We remember when she was just an accessory in a Vanity Fair photo spread.

• Tyra Banks takes off her pants. That's so fierce.

• As these pictures prove, Heather Graham is still alive and still interested in being famous.

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• Tom Jones allegedly insured his chest hair $7 million. Clauses regarding the natural aging process are not available.

• In other fake tan news, Lindsay Lohan's roll on stuff isn't working for her.

• Daily installment of Britney craziness. The basics: she's still crazy and her mom won't let enabler Adnan Ghalib in to see her.

• Cher will take over Celine Dion's show at the Caesar's Palace. The gays must be so relieved.

• Speaking of gay, scenes from movies that imply Sharon Stone is.

• Even Pink Is The New blog thinks the Super Bowl was incredible. Serves you right for watching the Puppy Bowl.

• From the video above, Tyra Banks thinks she's too fierce for pants.

• Pictures of Heather Graham shows she's still alive, interested in being famous.

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• Paula Abdul wants to do more with her career than sit behind a promotional of cup of Coca-Cola and get mocked by Simon. Sadly, that may be the limit of her talent.

• For the record we think Violet Affleck is adorable. That said, she's probably going to have some psychological issues surrounding coffee.

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