• Getting 50 Cent, Tom Petty, and Aerosmith (among others) to play at your bat mitzvah: $10 million. Being forever embarrassed by your father alternating between a black leather metal-studded suit and a pink velour number at your bat mitzvah: Priceless. [Lowdown]

• Would you like to lose the next 3 hours of your day? Well, here is a picture with 75 band references in it. Enjoy. [DoubleViking]

• Blondie is said to be making a documentary about their most recent tour, centering around Debbie Harry's relationship with guitarist Chris Stein. Our suggestion for a title is "Once We Had Love, It Was A Gas, And Then You Developed That Nasty Rash" in reference to Stein's rare skin disease. [NME]

• Though Vietnam is said to be considering allowing Gary Glitter out on probation, he may have to stay in jail awaiting trial for up to a month. Glitter still insists that he was teaching the 12-year-old girls English. [Billboard]