• Rich white media moguls partying together is as lame as you'd suspect. [NYP]
• Fox News has no interest in hiring Star Jones. Meanwhile, In Touch has no interest in verifying the information fed to it by Jones' rep. [Page Six]
• Speaking of In Touch's bastion of lies, now they're claiming Superman Brandon Routh has been offered a half mil to pose nude for Playgirl. [NL]
• Bonnie Fuller battles for her favorite tables with editorial expulsion. [Page Six]
• Some Project Runway contestants are on pins and needles. Others are under buses. [Gatecrasher]
• That creepy paparazzo who stalked Maddox at his daycare? Yeah, he's free to resume his pedophilic-type work. [E!]
• Lindsay Lohan knows how to keep the paparazzi away during her "secret" birthday plans: by revealing said plans in Harper's Bazaar. [TMZ]
• Whether Britney Spears had actually anything to do with it is yours to question, but kid sis Jamie Lynn's co-star Alexa Nikolas got the boot as Britney promised. [Page Six]
• Pharrell Williams is in spin control after kicking out a gaggle of top gays from his VIP lounge at a GQ party. "Too much sausage" was his excuse for excusing David Furnish and Burberry designer Christopher Bailey, and now it could cost him a Louis Vuitton campaign. [Gatecrasher]
• Former Jane Pratt assistant Karen Yampolsky's new book doesn't say mean things about her ex-boss — just Anna Wintour. [R&M]
• It's Matthew Perry vs. Darren Star at the movies. [Defamer]
• Brandon Routh doesn't have time for silly little fireworks displays. [Page Six]
• The LAT and NYT find a common ground to editorialize on: the Bush administration. [LAT]
• Adam "DJ AM" Goldstein is the one to blame for the breakup with Nicole Richie. The celebrity spinner couldn't take her obsession with her weight, or lack thereof. [Perez Hilton]
• Lloyd Grove's interest in Tucker Carlson and Billy Bush's teenage romances gets him called a "turkey" by MSNBC chief Rick Kaplan. [Lowdown]
• How did nobody actor Brandon Routh score the lead in Bryan Singer's Superman? By sleeping with the director, of course. [Radar]
• A judge has banned the sale of Jennifer Aniston's topless photos, causing sales of GQ's Man of the Year issue to spike. [TMZ]
• Jay-Z is being sued over .. his hand symbol. Copyright infringement, claims a wrestler. [Page Six]
• Ever since she gave birth, Heidi Klum just doesn't do it for Donald Trump anymore. [Page Six]
• "Hard-partying" and numerically inclined Timessa Jenny 8. Lee will reveal why there are more Chinese restaurants in the U.S. than McDonald's, Burger King and Wendy's combined. [Page Six]
• Michael Jackson has until Dec. 20 to make good on $270 million in debt. But don't worry: If he can't pay we're sure brother Randy will come up with something. [NYDN]
• Now that Leo DiCaprio is a free agent, he's moving in on Sienna Miller. At this point, who hasn't? [The Scoop]
• Jermaine Dupri publicly prefers Imperia Vodka, despite being an investor in 3 Vodka. [Lowdown]
