Tom Brady agrees that the most interesting thing about Tony Romo is his love life. The Patriots QB told Romo to keep Jessica Simpson away from his games.
It's hard to tell if this is good advice. On the one hand, Brady had a perfect season. On the other hand, Brady's girlfriend sent passive aggressive baby gifts to Bridget Moynahan. But ultimately, we agree that Jessica Simpson is annoying and should go away.
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F.Y.I., non-football fans: this weekend is sort of a big deal.
The undefeated Patriots are playing the undefeated Colts. For sports fans, this kind of match-up is usually seen as exciting. Sadly for everyone else, the game won't have any funny ads.
The profits from the game aren’t limited to CBS. Bookies are doing pretty well too. "Without question, this will be the most wagered-on game of the 2007 regular season," Michael Seaton, general manager of Spread Media Inc. told the L.A. Times.
Right now, New England is up 6 1/2 on the point spread, but we're on Team Bridget. Go Colts!
As the Patriots returned victorious from Cincinnati, a staffer put "The Recruit" on for the in flight movie. Those unfamiliar with the Al Pacino-Colin Farrell action flick may have forgotten that Tom Brady's baby momma, Bridget Moynahan stars. The movie was taken off after her name appeared in the opening credits.
The scene was almost as uncomfortable as when someone farted during Tom Cruise's moment of silence.
By no means am I sitting here getting plays and getting defenses and checking plays based on defenses that I'm getting. That's completely absurd. If that was the case, I think that's just ridiculous. You know, I hear other players, based on what I've heard on television, that 'Brady's getting defenses.' I'm saying, 'That's just ridiculous.'
–New England Patriots' quarterback Tom Brady, proving he's as articulate when talking about football as he is when awkwardly trying to explain why he dumped preggers ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan in favor of non-preggers supermodel Gisele Bundchen. [ASL]
Star quarterback/and new father Tom Brady admits, "I was the little sports nerd in high school who hardly had a girlfriend!" Awww, based on those humble beginnings, who'd have guessed that a mere ten years later Brady would be an international superstar with not one but two gorgeous girlfriends AND an fatherless child who will ultimately struggle with lifelong issues of rejection and abandonment? [People]
• In the midst of all the "Britney Goes Bonkers" and Lindsay Cokehands madness, Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams quietly and amicably decide they just weren't ready for the responsibilities of a pretend-marriage.
• Find out what celebrities are really thinking about. And no, the answer's not (always) "nothing."
• Nicole Kidman admits to wanting a baby of her own ever since she was 17. Which is actually rather strange! Especially considering her initial choice of sperm donor.
• Anne Hathaway shows us why she glows in the dark.
• Class act Gisele Bundchen spends $1,000 buying luxury baby clothes passive aggressive baby "gifts" for her new boyfriend's ex-girlfriend when a simple but straightforward "Suck it! He's with me" card would have cost her only $2.99.
• Lil Kim misses her jail cell so much she just might come back and pay it a small visit.
After a short 11-month gestation period, Tom Brady's ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan finally gives birth to a beautiful (out-of-wedlock) baby boy. No word on the official name yet, but we hear Moynahan's rejected the early favorite, "Bastard," and is said to be torn between the more direct "Alimony For Life," and the appropriately understated "Cha-ching!!"
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Thinking about hitting the gym after work today? So are we! In fact, in an uncharacteristically proactive (and pro-Cardio) move, we actually packed ourselves a nice little gym bag today, complete with those overpriced ass-slimming pants we bought on Monday night instead of watching Victoria Beckham's sleep-inducing foray into reality tv (or, you know, actually working out).
However, like always, our motivation to hit the treadmill started to trickle off sometime between lunch and our mid-afternoon snack, and we found ourselves preemptively coming up with the obligatory pre-workout excuses (like "it's too hot!" and "But Wednesday's So You Think You Can Dance night") to justify spending another evening rotting on the couch and prancing around the apartment in skinny yoga pants.
But that was before we saw this.
• Jon Lovitz finally does what most of us have only dreamed about, namely grab Andy Dick and smash his face into the bar. Repeatedly. And, despite having once said, "I wanted to punch [Dick's] face in, but I don't hit women." Ouch.
• Narcissists David and Victoria Beckham to adorn their new home with giant, poster-sized pictures of…themselves.
• Despite those persistent rumors about her latent promiscuity, Lindsay Lohan just isn't into going "backdoor."
• Just when things were finally starting to heat up between QB Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen, his ex, Bridget Moynahan has to be all, "Look at me, look at me! I'm having your baby."
• Perez Hilton founder Mario Lavandeira to be sued for posting topless Jennifer Aniston pics. When reached for comment, an unfazed Perez drew fake cocaine over the lawsuit and described it as "shiteous."
• Meet Dean Baquet, the "Barack Obama" of the New York Times. But will he or Jill "Hillary" Abramson take over for retiring exec editor, Bill Keller?
• Boston Globe stands by its decision to run trashy tabloid fodder about how Tom Brady dumped his preggers girlfriend.
• Weatherman Chris Knowles is leaving Fox News Channel, less than a week after hottie wife, Kiran Chetry, departed. Current outlook: Hazy, with a 60% chance of CNN.
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• Mischa Barton's lookalike younger sis has jumped on the rehab bandwagon.
• Meanwhile, Mischa demonstrates her own normalcy by crashing new bestie Nicole Richie's car.
• Tom Brady put his apartment on the auction block as fast as ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan could blurt out the words, "I'm pregnant."
• Easter came two months early this year…with the arrival of Britney Spears: The Cookie.
• Ex-con restaurateur Jeffrey Chodorow declares war on Times' food critic, Frank Bruni.
• And in semi-related news, 'Naomi Watts is pregnant!' declares Us magazine. 'And Us is never wrong!' declares Sarcastic Guy.
• Christina Aguilera is spotted purchasing baby gear; NYDN gossips spotted wetting themselves out of excitement.
• Here's video footage of a drugged (and 8 months pregnant) Anna Nicole Smith dressed as a clown. The best part? You can actually hear Howard K. Stern's musings on how best to exploit her.
• And congrats to Anna for getting back in the game. We were starting to think Brit had overtaken her by bringing batshit insane back.
• Did Bridget Moynahan get preggers in a desperate attempt to trap Tom Brady into marriage? Or did Tom immediately dump his girlfriend of two years when she told him there was a bun in the oven?
• Michelle Pfeiffer randomly whines about how there are no good roles for pretty actresses, prompting a confused Charlize Theron, Penelope Cruz and Cate Blanchett to whisper, "Huh? That bitch craaazy."
• A-Listers snub Paris Hilton's bday bash, leaving her to party with a small monkey and army of midgets instead. Seriously.
• Which is just as well, really, seeing as Paris Hilton was worried Kim Kardashian would "steal her thunder."
• Mel Gibson confesses he'd rather be a doctor or a chef than an actor best known for his role in Braveheart and his antisemitic hate-mongering.
• Model/actress Bridget Moynahan is getting rexy over rumors that naturally-thin supermodel Gisele Bundchen is dating her ex. Related: normal women everywhere try, fail, to relate.
• Introducing President Barack Obama, from the same people who brought you Shrek and Shrek 2.
• Grey's Anatomy star Isaiah Washington fires his publicist for permitting him to attend the Golden Globes without wearing a muzzle.
• But that may not be enough to stop Washington from joining 289 former Time Inc. staffers over at the unemployment line.
• Mandy Moore is evidently still punishing herself for "Candy" by continuing to date DJ A.M.
• Today's blind item is more of a "who cares?" than a "whodunit?" but we leave you to ponder over which Spitzer appointee has a threesome fetish.
• And today, in Z-list celebrity feuds…Dustin "Screech" Diamond takes on Gary Coleman.
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