Useless list month continues at Forbes.
This week, it’s top selling faces, not in terms of plastic surgery requests, but by magazine sales. According to Forbes, Jennifer Aniston has the best selling mug.
But in the past year, Jennifer Aniston has not found love, lost love, become addicted to drugs and/or alcohol, overcome addiction to drug and/or alcohol, gained weight, lost weight, given birth to a child or adopted a child.
It’s a mystery to us that she even gets on the cover of tabloids, let alone sells them. But the list is kind of funny: Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, who’ve done nearly all of those things, didn’t even make it.
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Now that Britney has officially crashed and burned, we can turn our attention to the other drama of the night, Kid Rock’s fight with Tommy Lee.
Fortunately for you, Tommy Lee offers a ranting incoherent explanation for what transpired on Tommy Lee.TV.
Read on to find out what really started the off-air fracas and to muse over the fact that rocker/sex-god Tommy Lee has the writing style of a 13 year-old girl. (Ellipses his).
You know how when you’re little your mom says, “stop frowning or your face will freeze that way?†Or, "stop walking around the trailer parks barefoot, or you’re going to step on a hypodermic needle?" Britney Spears should have listened better.
Like a moron, she stepped out of her car without shoes on, and the (unused) needle when straight into her foot.
It was more the shock of seeing the needle poking out of her foot - as you can imagine. All sorts of things race through your mind in that situation. The conclusion we would all jump to is that it was discarded by a drug user.
But then Britney realized that Kevin Federline was at home, so her drug user needle fears were put to rest. You so know she wears slippers around the house.
Britney Spears rushed to hospital [Showbiz News]
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