Over the weekend, Keith Olbermann did not name Brooke Hogan one of his worst persons in the world, but he did pop up on E!'s Talk Soup to guest host a segment and give host Joel McHale a breather. There, he did make fun of the physical appearance of the reality star, who is a 20 years old. CONTINUED »
• The worst dressed awards are more fun than the actual Oscars.
• Brooke Hogan deals with her parents' divorce by doing calisthenics in a bikini.
• Britney Spears goes to dinner to earn another paycheck from the paparazzi.
• Note to Tom Cruise: Katie Holmes needs a new script.
• Stars are just like us: they love free crao.
• Angelina Jolie rocking a serious lady bump.
• During the Swedish leg of his world tour, Justin Timberlake found time to hump Jessica Biel, spit on his fans, and scream, "You want me to juggle also?" at a little girl who shyly asked to take his picture.
• Kate Moss' boots were made for walking. Too bad the same can't be said about her unsightly old-lady legs.
• Matt Lauer interviews Pamela Anderson's crotch.
• Cameron Diaz wants to swap careers with Jack Black while somehow maintaining her body type.
• Hulk Hogan dabbled in the art of fake-wrestling, so it's only natural that his daughter would dabble in the art of fake breast implants.
• Tom Brady potentially knocked up both his ex and current girlfriends. Talk about a busy off-season!
• Chris Rock's parents, after he told them he wanted to be an actor: "Fine! He's not selling crack. Thank you, Lord!"
• And in crazy washed-up celebrity news, the lead singer of Blues Traveler was arrested for driving 111mph and carrying enough weapons to kill the Gin Blossoms and the entire population of Rhode Island.
• "Crutches be damned" barks Victoria Beckham, who plays the role of supportive wife by dragging her injured husband out for a shopping excursion.
• After 66 years of fighting bad guys, Captain America finally gets his patriotic ass shot and killed.
• Seriously, what's the deal with Brooke Hogan, anyway?
• Ticket sales for Kevin Federline are too weak to warrant Webster Hall show. Also, Page Six favorite source Baird Jones keeps identity secret on this one. [P6, second item]
• Marcia Cross' carpet and drapes match, not that you're interested in seeing for yourself. [R&M]
• Brooke Hogan's shopping habit and on-camera antics prove too expensive to maintain. [P6]
• Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are said to be marrying at the missus' wedding dress designer's pad in Italy, but in all likelihood, Giorgio Armani’s address is being given to throw off the paps. [Scoop]
• With plenty of time in between early morning freak outs, Lindsay Lohan dines with Courtney Love's bf Jamie Burke just for shits and giggles. [Planet Gossip]
• Alec Baldwin won't have any part in making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Impersonations, however, remain kosher. [DH]
• It's a good thing George Michael smokes pot. Otherwise, he'd be, y'know, crazy. [Reuters]
• Rhymefest hasn't sold a million records, but for some reason he's only rapper intelligent enough to go talk to British politicians. [NME]
• Brooke Hogan's album, like everything else in her life, sucks. [AP]
• Some were under the impression all death-metal bands loved and supported one another. Like some kind of cow-sacrificing, evil worshipping, support group. [Idolator]
