On Friday, Slate's Troy Patterson wondered aloud why members of the Writers Guild of America – writers by profession – couldn't come up with any snazzy slogans for their little strike thing they've got going on. Is "We want our words' worth" the best they can come up with?

Enter Bruce Vilanch. If he were on the picket line, he'd be making KNBC's 11 o'clock open. (via)