• "I‘m confident somewhere there‘s an outtake of me that looks a little like that. If have you it, please post it immediately. Send me a link. It will probably be from when I was at Fox." Keith Olbermann, competing with Bill O'Reilly for best tantrum ever, Countdown, May 12 CONTINUED »
• "Not be Hillary Clinton, quite frankly." —Dennis Miller, explaining how Hillary Clinton can win the democratic nomination, The O'Reilly Factor, May 7
• "Well, I will tell you that admitting that you‘ve had an adulterous affair and that you‘ve done some questionable things - I‘ve built my whole career on that." —Danny Bonaduce, sharing what he has in common with Barbara Walters, Verdict, May 9 CONTINUED »
• "I learned Paula Abdul needs a color coded medication set." —Willie Geist, sharing life lessons, Morning Joe, April 30
• "If you watch American Idol, you know that Paula Abdul has good nights and bad nights, just like any crazy person." —Willie Geist, sharing what he and Paula Abdul have in common, Morning Joe, April 30
• "Now you've just torn apart my household." —Mika Brzezinski, reacting to Willie Geist's claim that American Idol is rigged, Morning Joe, April 30 CONTINUED »
• "Memo to 911 operators: If someone calls you and says there's an eight-foot alligator in the kitchen, believe them." —Bill O'Reilly, looking to get a gig as the next Crocodile Hunter, The O'Reilly Factor, April 24
• "Okay, you're not an actress…what are you?" —Larry King, wondering what Pamela Anderson's "talent" is, Larry King Live, April 25 CONTINUED »
Correspondent Wendy rounds up the best comments made on cable news in recent days.
• "So you feeling OK? I mean, your appendix is out. You're looking all right. Do you miss it? Is it — you know, did you have a little ceremony for it?" —Bill O'Reilly, wishing he could sell Dennis Miller's appendix as "Factor Gear", The O'Reilly Factor, April 23
• "Chris Matthews looked at me like I was from outer space." —Keith Olbermann, sharing what Chris Matthews and the viewers have in common, Countdown, April 23 CONTINUED »
Correspondent Wendy rounds up the best comments made on cable news in recent days.
• "But I want to ask you, Bill, if you're ever eulogizing me, and I assume you will one day, since I've somehow become Sancho Panza to your Don Quixote, I want you to stay on me for a few seconds during the eulogy before you start hocking "Factor" gear, OK?" —Dennis Miller, predicting that friendship with Bill O'Reilly will eventually kill him, The O'Reilly Factor, April 16
• "I don‘t know a lot about cooking. I didn‘t mean I don‘t know a lot about cooking. I meant, I never took a quiz about cooking." —Keith Olbermann, on why he'll never host a morning show, Countdown, April 16 CONTINUED »
Correspondent Wendy rounds up the best comments made on cable news in recent days.
• "He was there for Noah's flood, had to cling on. That's how he got started in the Navy, was clinging on to the side of the Ark. He's old. He's old, Larry. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Not as old as you are but very, very old." —Stephen Colbert, sharing what John McCain and Larry King have in common, Larry King Live, April 14 CONTINUED »
• "Is it plausible that a man who smiles so seldom, Dana, would really draw pleasure simply from the act of painfully capturing and killing harmless, helpless animals?" —Keith Olbermann, revealing Dick Cheney's kinky side, Countdown, April 11
• "She's just a regular ol' gal who lived in the White House for eight years and is worth $100 million." —Willie Geist, explaining that Hillary Clinton is just plain ol' folks, Morning Joe, April 14 CONTINUED »
Correspondent Wendy rounds up the best comments made on cable news in recent days.
• "Useless, one thing. Disgusting, another." —Mika Brzezinski, cringing that Rosie O'Donnell's hair is "gray all over," Morning Joe, April 9
• "Another sad reminder that there are no winners when turkeys fight." —Willie Geist, bemoaning fowl-upon-fowl violence, Morning Joe, April 9 CONTINUED »
• "You need to call in tears." —Mika Brzezinski, giving Naomi Campbell tips on getting lost luggage back, Morning Joe, April 4
• "Do I still have a job?" —Erica Hill, wondering if playing Anderson Cooper's workout tape got her fired, Anderson Cooper 360, April 4 CONTINUED »
• "I'll be dead, you'll be dead, who cares!" —Bill O'Reilly, unimpressed that his kids may live to be 150 years old, The O'Reilly Factor, April 1
• "I wonder where he falls on the whole Heidi/LC feud that's been brewing for the past couple of years." —Willie Geist, pondering who John McCain's favorite babe is on The Hills, Morning Joe, April 3 CONTINUED »
Correspondent Wendy rounds up the best comments made on cable news in recent days.
• "Are you all right? Do you need something? Do we need to put a moat around you?" —Keith Olbermann, protecting Maria Milito, Countdown, March 27
• "I guess everyone wants a piece of the princess. But you‘re my pimp. I‘m your ho. Pimps don‘t share ho's. Come on." —Maria Milito, describing her "special relationship" with Keith Olbermann, Countdown, March 27 CONTINUED »
Correspondent Wendy rounds up the best comments made on cable news in recent days.
• "I think when Hillary cried on her way out of the womb, she was faking that to guilt the doctor into giving her a front row basinett in the display case." —Dennis Miller, reflecting on Hillary Clinton's sincerity, The O'Reilly Factor, March 25
• "He's like a Muppet that was accidentally washed on hot or something," —Dennis Miller, comparing James Carville to Miss Piggy, The O'Reilly Factor, March 25 CONTINUED »
Correspondent Wendy rounds up the best comments made on cable news in recent days.
• "That's from the Directors Cut of 'Flashdance'." —Joe Scarborough, awed by his own dance moves, Morning Joe, March 19
• "I'm not really getting this thing, because I'm not — I don't know the psychological world." —Bill O'Reilly, admitting he's nuts, The O'Reilly Factor, March 20 CONTINUED »
Correspondent Wendy rounds up the best comments made on cable news in recent days.
• "He‘s been embedded on the front lines. He has been willing to do a lot of war reporting, actually, to be fair. It‘s just that his war of focus has really been the war on Easter and to lesser extent the war on Christmas. That has not left a lot of time for the killing wars." —Rachel Maddow, justifying why BIll O'Reilly battlefield reporting, Countdown, March 19 CONTINUED »
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