• Calvin Klein wants Kate Moss to come back and model for them. Kate said she'd do it, but only if she can take off her shirt and jump around. [Page Six]

• Nick Lachey asks everyone to please stop calling him a loser. Making an infomercial means he's cool again, ok? [People]

• We used to think being something like a firefighter or a miner was the most dangerous profession a person could have. We have now realized that being a hip hop artist's bodyguard is the job with the highest associated death rate. [CNN]

• WWD is one of the Fairstepchild pubs to get screwed by Conde Nast. Case in point, the EIC Ed Nardoza's office, which currently houses the janitor and will be invested with mice any day now. [Page Six]

• Oh, Campbell Robertson. We know that New Yorkers are special, and many of your boldface socialites escape the commoners, but everyone knows who Wilmer Valderrama is. And not because he was on TV — because he dated Lindsay Lohan. [NYT]