Tori Spelling’s new cheek bones look strangely familiar. At least she inherited a good doctor from her mom…Dr. 90210. [Dlisted]

The Huffington Post will let anyone with a recognizable name write. Today in pseudo celebrities blogging from home, Candy Spelling passes on a story about a dog rescue "just for a break in the news cycle action."

Oh, Candy—you're like the crazy aunt we never had!

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There's nothing we like more than watching witty lesbians start pointless feuds with widowed trophy wives. Which is why we're absolutely loving this arbitrary war of the words between DJ Samantha Ronson and trainwreck golddigger Candy Spelling.

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