Forever known as the man who brought down President Richard Nixon, and whose identity was shrouded in secrecy until just three years ago, Mark Felt died last night at age 95. Had Felt not revealed his identity in Vanity Fair then, well, Felt's death would've freed Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein of their promise to protect their source — and they could've been breaking news of Deep Throat's identity right this minute.

We still have 11 more months in the longest presidential campaign ever. If CNN is going to make 2008 interesting, they’re going to need good co-hosts.

So the network has hired Carl Bernstein, you know, Dustin Hoffman from All The President’s Men, for the 2008 campaign. Bernstein is also the author of the recent best seller, A Woman in Charge: The Life of Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Just saying: it’ll be kind of awkward for CNN if Obama gets the nomination.

• Elisabeth Hasselbeck begrudgingly admits that things aren't exactly "Rosie" with her former co-host.

• CNN precludes us from making fun of their model-hot (and dumb as a brick!) anchor people by doing something nice for everyone.

• Carl Bernstein's biography of Hillary Clinton is really about…Carl Bernstein.

• Overprotective parents (who have already censored their children from harmful television, internet and video game content) search for new and more inventive ways to ruin their kids' lives.

• Finally! Men's Health shows us how to resist our strongest temptations, like that "tremendous" food on Air Force One.

• Meanwhile, Details EIC Dan Peres to make like Dave Zinczenko. Or, in other words, "to become annoyingly ubiquitous and offer free blow jobs to anyone who will help promote his book."