The front page news of the New York Post today is the scandalous firing of Donald Trump's right hand manish woman, Carolyn Kepcher, from The Apprentice. Some of you may be surprised to learn that this show is actually still on, let alone that Kepcher's axing (in which the Donald pointed to her and said "You're outta' here bitch. I'm not even gonna' waste my trademark phrase on you.") made news. Yep, the end of August is here, and Richard Johnson is writing on his fave topics — The Donald.

Trump is replacing Kepcher with his daughter Ivanka, saying that Kepcher's "fame" was going to her head. And we all know how grounded Ivanka Trump is, and how much she hates the spotlight.

Anyways, that's the news. Kepcher's "fired." She should have totally never gotten that make-over. Almost-pretty women are so useless.

TRUMP DUMPS HIS FIRING-SQUAD AIDE CAROLYN [Richard Johnson, New York Post]