
A British cleric is accusing Walt Disney studios of corrupting children's minds by promoting sex, greed, and mass consumerism. Unlike, you know, the Catholic church, which peddles in affairs of a higher order.
There’s good news and bad news for Conan O’Brien.
The bad news, first: The writers strike is still on and shows no signs of abetting or becoming interesting.
But the good news is that your stalker has been detained. David Ajemian, a Boston priest, was arrested following a Conan taping on Friday and is being held for psychiatric testing. He'll head to court tomorrow.
Ajemian has been sending menacing letters to Conan for over a year. Some notes were written on Parish letterhead, which is not as bad as molesting young boys, but is still quite creepy. CONTINUED »
In an unexpected move of crazy, the Vatican has just issued the "Ten Commandments For Drivers" in the hopes of inspiring drivers everywhere to be more "charitable," and guilting observant Catholics into suppressing their road rage along with those wrongful feelings of pre-marital lust.
While some of the commandments are predictable and self-evident (e.g. "You not kill" and "Support the families of accident victims") others require a modicum of interpretation.