"BE careful today - April Fools' Day - that the fool isn't you," writes Page Six. "At Michael's, the media-centric eatery on West 55th Street, it will appear Amy Winehouse is lunching with call girl-craving ex-Gov. Eliot Spitzer, plus Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, with baby Harlow. But they aren't real. They are look-alikes (plus a doll) promoting a new Web site, Celebrifantasy.com."

Too bad the they're spending $24 on a chopped salad to promote a glorified RSS feed dud.

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