Only days after making a plea to the American public for the sanctity of free speech and individual rights, horrible person of interest Joe Francis of the Girls Gone Wild franchise announced plans to return to the public spotlight outside a jail cell interview.

This time he'll be in front of the camera as he joins the second season of Celebrity Apprentice, along with Khloe Kardashian, Joan and Melissa Rivers, and Dennis Rodman. Yes, Celebrity Apprentice is the new Surreal Life.

So begs the question: Why reward Francis with more publicity when his entire business model consists of sexually exploiting young women? The man has already served his jail time, but is now futilely counter-suing Panama City for illegally imprisoning him. Maybe The Donald has some litigation expertise to throw his way, but here's hoping Melissa and Joan will tear him limb from limb in their search for fresh blood before Francis gets Ivanka to star in Girls Gone Wild: Trump Edition.

Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. We dispatch Intern Whitney to find the ten stupidest. After watching American Gladiators last night, we can’t believe she was able to narrow it down to ten.

10. "The three-headed dog that guarded the gates of hell? No, that was my ex-wife." — Vincent Pastore, The Celebrity Apprentice

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