We've been kind of obsessed with Celine Dion since Titanic. Just kidding, we never saw Titanic. Even in high school, we could tell we would have long-lasting street cred if we never saw it. And weren't we right?

But since reading, Celine Dion's Let's Talk About Love: A Journey to the End of Taste, a book about the Celine Dion phenomenon, we have been kind of obsessed with her. The video below featuring an actress playing Celine Dion as a fitness instructor doesn't take you, or your heart, anywhere Ana Gasteyer didn't. But still, Celine Dion and her popularity are so weird, it's worth a look.

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When we were 15, we attended a teen camp in Maine aptly called the Maine Teen Camp. One of our bunkmates was a big Celine Dion fan. Like really big. Like so big she had Celine Dion albums in French, just because she liked Celine Dion’s voice, even in a language she didn’t understand.

This seemed weird. At the time, we chalked it up to our bunkmates personal weirdness, which, in fact, was quite extensive. But as we learned today, Celine Dion obsession is not a trend limited to 15 year-old girls from Saddle, River, New Jersey.

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