ANY GUESSES? When American Idol Carrie Underwood tells InStyle that "I've been cheated on a time or two. It's tough," just who might she be referring to?

Chace Crawford answered the question on the CW Morning News: "I don't have any real guidelines for any particular girl. If they ring your bell, they ring your bell." Make sure to ring it with a penis. [HS]

If it weren't for parties at a Theory store, we might be left wondering whether Chace Crawford really is dating Michelle Trachtenberg. After all, they were spotted "flirting heavily" at Upstairs, so they must be banging each other, right?

Let's get Michelle on the record about this matter: "I mean, did you not just hear me? I don't talk about tabloid bullshit, and Chace is a co-worker of mine, so … Tabloids make up crazy shit, and I don't have to play into it." There you have it — they're totally together!

From blogs! Down By The Hipster spotted Gossip Girl's Chace and Michelle Trachtenberg at Soho's Upstairs. [Earlier]

Chace Crawford's camp moves fast to plant an item that he's now enjoying a fling with new Gossip Girl castmate Michelle Trachtenberg, a rebound tryst following his heartbreaking split with Carrie Underwood — a relationship she pretty much denies ever having. But don't get jealous, JC Chasez; it's the same melancholy ploy as before. What one spy refers to as Chace and Michelle "flirting heavily" could easily be mistaken as the oldest in fag-hag conversation: "OMG this Cosmo is sooooo good!" "I know!!!@!%!@!"

"For the record, we’re both straight," insists JC Chasez of reports he's dating Gossip Girl's Chace Crawford. "We're not dating."

His story grows even cuter after you watch him on Tyra offering all sorts of excuses about why he's not dating a girl.

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FROM THE LAND OF MAKE BELIEVE "Carrie Underwood confirmed to Isthishappening.com sources this morning that she is no longer dating Chace Crawford!!" [ITH]

Just because Gossip Girl co-stars Ed Westwick and Chace Crawford live together doesn't mean they're gay, silly! It just means Chace and is playing cabana boy with JC Chasez. See how that logic thing works? [Earlier]

Here, yesterday on the set of Gossip Girl, Blake Lively and Penn Badgley play a fictional couple. Just like these two.

Evelyn Karamanos moves quick. The WKT publicist, who also reps Christian Slater and Eliza Dushku, didn't like seeing all those rumors circulating yesterday of client Chace Crawford gaying it up with JC Chasez, even moving in with him.

So, we're guessing, she quickly had this item dispatched to Page Six. Chace and JC spending so much time together isn't because they're lovers, but because they're the new pussy posse!

"The Gossip Girl hunk was 'surrounded by women' at Tao Friday night, and they were 'dancing wildly and pawing on each other' and drinking Cristal and shots of Patron with former boybander JC Chasez."

Well played.

It's cute how Gatecrasher's Ben Widdicombe uses the term "BFFs" interchangeably between "best friends forever" and "boyfriends forever": "BFFs JC Chasez and Chace Crawford hung out all night with some very attractive male friends by the outside bar." [Gatecrasher, Queerty]