Yesterday, Hillary Clinton told those lovely ladies (and, um, Rosie) over at The View that America has "never had a mother" be president.

Cue Joy Behar's turn to crack an unfunny joke and Elisabeth Hassleback opportunity to promptly burst into tears.

But for real, America is clearly ready for its very first combination soccer mom-slash-world leader, and we're glad to see Hillary's maternal instincts are starting to kick in again. Next up on Hill's political agenda: reigning in daughter Chelsea, (a.k.a. "The Karaoke Kid"), before she ruins another perfectly innocent song.

• Who is Anderson Cooper's mystery Julio? And what does this mean for immigration reporting on CNN? [Gawker]

• There's no better way to end a much too much too long week than to pay tribute to the good old days, when Colin Farrell wasn't the douchebag he is today. [Mollygood]

• Jamie-Lynn Sigler bought a downtown pad. Really, the joke is the lame ass Page Six headline, but we'll forgive them. We've been told that Friday is the day you can get anything on the Page and we guess they mean it. [Page Six]

• Is Sandra Bullock the next celeb with a baby on the way? Jesse James, remember, please, to check the car seat. [Socialite's Life]

• Chelsae Clinton shows her support for her vice daddy. [Daily Politics]