Howard Stern married long-time girlfriend Beth Ostrosky this weekend, leading to the biggest washed-up celebrity clusterfuck of the century. Let's see, the guest list included John Stamos, Jimmy Kimmel, Joan Rivers, Billy Joel, Donald Trump, Chevy Chase, Artie Lang, and Barbara Walters. Not to mention the ceremony was presided over by Kelly Ripa's wife husband, former soap star Mark Consuelos.

Do you think that some of these B+ listers phoned the paparazzi to let them know they'd be showing up to Stern's NY bash at Le Cirque, or did the photogs receive a formal invitation from the happy couple?

Every cloud has a silver lining, so we were thrilled to discover that, yes, even the ongoing WGA strike has an upside.

"Before the writer's strike, Chevy Chase's return to Saturday Night Live segment "Weekend Update" was supposed to be a recurring role. "I met with Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers and they hired me," Chase said."

Thanks, WGA! By depriving us of quality television programming, you've also inadvertently spared a no-longer-funny comedian the indignity of proving that he no longer has what it takes. And you've spared us the indignity of having to watch it. [Fox News, via Mediabistro]