Transgendered boy queen Chris Crocker, who's looking more and more like the haunting spectre of a Top Model reject, went against his promise to quit YouTube and on Friday uploaded to the video sharing site an endorsement for That One, Barack Obama.
The whole thing is more or less a grating disaster, but it is nice to see a Democratic voter fighting idiotic faux patriotism with idiotic faux patriotism: "Anyone that's not voting for Barack Obama does not care about our country and is not American."
Full video after the jump.
Can you believe we actually suffered through Paris Hilton's My New BFF last night? And — even crazier than that — we didn't feel the urge to stab ourselves in the eyes? We realized that once you sit through A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, you can sit through anything.
Anyway, the contestant who makes this show bearable is Onch, a jewelry designer from Hacienda Heights, Calif. Onch's favorite color is rainbow (seriously) and prefers the term "pomp" over "fabulous." Also? Onch is a male.
Meet Bo Burnham, YouTube sensation (not of the Chris Crocker variety) and the latest member of the Judd Apatow family. This kid just turned 18 and he's already been tapped to write the music for — and star in — a new Apatow comedy that is being billed as "the anti-High School Musical." Sounds awesome already.
The media is in love with Barack Obama! But according to another version of things, the media is attacking him! And they should totes leave him alone. Everything Is Upside Down website Slate has reimagined this scenario with a visual that's one-part barely clever, nine-parts not worth swallowing, with this Chris Crocker parody. He, of "Leave Britney Alone" cewebrity. Slate, of the "Arguing Against Common Sense" editorial policy.
Ugh.
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From our mailbag:
When I walked in [to Hyde the other night] I saw Jenna Jameson with Aubrey from that one group Danity Kane. So I couldn't stop staring at Jenna Jameson the whole night except when Chris Crocker would get naked dancing to Britney (disgusting).* Jenna Jameson and Aubrey didnt leave each other's side the whole night. I thought it was really cute until they started making out…they were MACKING DOWN…Jenna doesn't surprise me, but does this mean Aubrey's a lesbian??
Hmm, probably not. But it just might mean she's given up her dream of getting impregnated by Diddy then happily abandoning her short-lived musical career in favor of coasting off the child support checks and parlaying her moderate notoriety into a three-deal cover spread with OK! magazine.
We do wish Aubrey the best of luck with her latest venture, however: Finally convincing the good folks over at WireImage to list her name alongside "actress" Jenna Jameson's.
*Agreed!
Note to Chris Crocker: If you're serious about coveting the title of "Britney's Number One Fan," you may want to refrain from worshiping your idol by prancing around in ladies' underwear while lip-syncing poorly to Spears' new single, "Gimme More." As hard as this is to believe, Chris, you're actually making her look worse by comparison. [Queerty]
The leave Britney alone kid can’t deny that Britney should probably leave her kids alone.
In the wake of Kevin Federline’s windfall, Britney’s number one fan, Chris Crocker, told MTV News,
Britney has her whole life ahead of her — she still has time to change. … We're with her. Just because someone is not in the right state of mind to be a mother, that doesn't mean that she is a bad person.
When a guy who has made a career of going into hysterics on YouTube can tell that Britney Spears is not in the right state of mind to be a mother, you know that the best place for Jayden and Sean is with their philandering father.
• We're used to seeing Courtney Love look wasted. We're not used to seeing her wasting away.
• Turns out Chris Crocker's wee is even shorter than his fifteen minutes of fame. Zing! (Very, very NSFW).
• "Spoiler" alert: Carrie is going to be wearing some fugly outfits in the SATC movie.
• Your social networking habit is worth $10B, which is, incidentally, the approximate value of all that time wasted annually on social networking.
• How is Kanye West like a nervous teenage girl before a first date? Answer: Both of them take FOREVER to get ready, desperately need their friends' approval and change their outfit a zillion times.
• Trump's upcoming new magazine to cater to "wealthy readers." Who would have guessed??
Last’s week Internet celebrity and next season’s TV star was on Maury Pavoch yesterday.
Since the sound of Chris Crocker’s voice makes your ears bleed, we did some public service work, and broke down what happened sans audio after the jump. CONTINUED »
Greg Scarnici's latest video parody reminds us once again that crappy pop songs are best performed by pill-popping drag queens. We'd say he's a dead-ringer for Britney, except with better abs and much, much better choreography. Our only question: how soon before this guy get his own reality show? [TMZ]
If it seems as though practically everyone has their own reality show these days, it's probably because they do. Nowadays, reality show contestants are from all walks of life, from the snotty over-privileged walking rhinoplasties on The Hills, to the bisexual MySpace phenomenon Tila Tequila to the morbidly obese Queen of Mean (and Whiz Of Microsoft Paint!) Perez Hilton, seemingly interconnected only by means of their below-average intelligence quotient and above-average interest in becoming reality trainwrecks.
Which is why we're annoyed, but not exactly surprised, to hear that Chris Crocker (a.k.a. the screaming, crying, guyliner-wearing, self-appointed defender of Britney) has already inked a development deal with 44 Blue Prods.
"Chris first got on our radar a year ago," said 44 Blue prexy/co-founder Rasha Drachkovitch, who said he wants to develop a show that plays to Crocker's strengths.
And by "strengths" Drachkovitch presumably means "spontaneously weeping, stunted emotional development and overabundance of mascara."
In response to the above, 16th-minute Britney Spears cewebrity Chris Crocker defends himself against Rupert Murdoch's GLAAD offenders. CONTINUED »
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