Besides the Tina Fey as Sarah Palin run, the funniest thing on SNL this season was last week's "Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals" sketch, where Andy Samberg hams up the Boston actors mannerisms for a deceptively simple plot of…talking to farm animals. It's already become a meme, in part because the impression of Wahlberg is not a dead likeness: in fact, it would be hard-pressed for someone before this sketch to nail down exactly what Marky Mark sounds like. But now with the ultimate soundbite of "say hello to your mudda for me!" teens across the nation are repeating the lines ad nauseum, just in time for the release of the Wahlberg-vehicle, The Happening.

So is the three-nipped gent happy about this gentle ribbing that brings his Entourage-producing persona onto the public radar? Nope:

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• Isaiah Washington hates fags, but likes to be in TV shows that cater to them.

• Too bad this paparazzo only got his ass kicked by a B-list TV star, instead of hitting the Lindsay Lohan jackpot.

• If we have to hear one more conversation about Harry Potter, we're going to slap your grown up ass all the way back to where it belongs: elementary school.

• Defending yourself against child molestation is, like, totally expensive!

• Local Fox News reporter Andrea Robinson gets a live on-air proposal! Which is totally romantic, and we'd totally congratulate her, except we totally changed the channel back to Dawson's Creek before Robinson gave her answer.

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