• Think Katie Holmes' new bob haircut is iconic? Just wait till you see how amazingly epic it looks on her helpless daughter, Suri!

• In an effort to clear up any last, lingering doubts as to her mental instability, Britney Spears has allegedly threatened to irreparably tarnish Paris Hilton's reputation by releasing some steamy, X-rated footage.

• Meanwhile, Dave Chappelle proves he's not crazy by performing stand-up. For more than six hours straight.

• We can think of $27 million reasons why LeBron James is better than you, none of which even remotely involve his vertical leap.

• Cindy Crawford ages gracefully, dares to expose physical imperfections.

• This Santa may only be appropriate for naughty/nice adults over the age of 18.

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Sometimes, it takes the opening of an envelope to get a gaggle of celebrities to come together willingly. (At the other end of the spectrum, sometimes it takes spinning a Grey's Anatomy homophobic rant.) But yesterday, all it took was the prospect of a natural gas facility opening 14 miles off Malibu's coast to wrangle Piece Brosnan, Cindy Crawford, Tea Leoni, and show-me-your-tits Jane Seymour together to sip iced chais in close proximity. Supporters of the power plant – namely, the would-be owner, Australian-based BHP Billiton – point out the benefits of low-polluting enegery production. But Brosnan & Co. claim the energy factory wouldn't meet clean air requirements and would be a terrorist target. And also: It would ruin their view of the Pacific.

Pierce Brosnan, other celebrities protest natural gas facility proposed for Malibu [AP]