"So I just got an email inviting me to cough up $875 to attend yet another ad conference. This one is co-hosted by AdAge and Digital Hollywood, whoever the fuck that is… And it's called "Advertising 2.0" How fucking clever is that… 2.0… Get it? 'Cos anything with a 2.0 after its name has got to be fucking hot… That's the kind of shit Julie Roehm used to shoot her mouth off about, remember? Anyway, it says that this conference is dedicated to all the facets of media and advertising today… But here's the best bit. The keynote speaker is Sue Decker, the President of Yahoo. That's right, the company that's in deep shit and desperately trying to sell itself to anyone dumb enough to buy it. Sorry guys, that's someone I wouldn't pay $8.75 to listen to, let alone fucking $875.00." [AdScam]