• Cookin with Coolio is even more absurd than we had imagined.
• Finally, an answer for P.C. liberal democrats: MoveOn.org endorses Obama. CONTINUED »
Setting: Interior Boardroom - night. Two studio executives brainstorm for My Damn Channel.
Businessman 1: You know who was non-threatening to white people but still relatable to black people?
Businessman 2: Will Smith? Can we get Will Smith for My Damn Channel!?
Businessman 1: Dude, bro. We can’t even get Jaden Smith for My Damn Channel. The Smiths aren’t doing internet. I’m talking about Coolio. CONTINUED »
• Turns out Cindy Adams was having another one of her senior moments. That whole thing about Nicole Richie chain-smoking wildly despite toting around a giant, protruding unborn baby? Never happened.
• The Arcade Fire to Sasha Frere-Jones: We steal shit from black people all the time!
• Check out the 20 most frightfully anti-gay Halloween costumes. Then imagine a calm, peaceful existence where rampant homophobia only exists but once a year.
• Coolio gets turned down by MTV; inks deal for upcoming reality show with Oxygen network instead.
• As it turns out, there are times when a Sam Adams isn't always a good decision.
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