Cord Jefferson, editor of Jossip's celebrity blog Mollygood will return to New York City this week after a not-so-brief stay in Saudia Arabia, where he went to donate a kidney to his father.

So, that’s that. I’m in more pain than I’ve ever felt - kinda easy since my entire history of real physical trauma consists of fracturing my foot playing tennis in sixth-grade - but in an uncharacteristically tough-guy move, I swore off narcotics two days after surgery because I didn’t like the way they made me feel. Now it hurts to eat, sleep (yes, it’s possible) and scratch my back. And I’ve had to turn off both Sixteen Candles and Police Academy because they were making me laugh, which is agonizing.

I can’t believe people go through this shit in order to have slightly smaller noses. [Kidney and the Kingdom]