FALSE IDOLS Fresh from winning over the hearts of millions with his sunglasses, newly minted Internet celebrity and party-thrower extraordinaire Cory Worthington, 16, gets his own fan site. [I Love Cory Worthington]

Sixteen-year-old Australian Cory Worthington threw what appears to be the best house party ever while his parents were on vacation. Hundreds of kids came, his neighbors' cars got trashed and he doesn't seem contrite at all.

Suddenly, all the socializing we did in high school seems even lamer than before.