A tabloid's access to celebs often depends on whether their publicists are willing to schedule in a chat between soul waxings. Or at least that's People's M.O.

Over at Wenner rag Us Weekly, it's the paparazzi (also known as "friends" of celebs) who are the best sources. Which might explain why Us is so loose with its insider information when it comes to the lensmen it so heavily relies on.

So just how loose is the Us ship when it comes to the that prized asset called "access?" Perhaps the answer lies in a tale we like to call "Screwing Tori Spelling."

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