• Turns out bullying the Times is not a smart political scheme. [NY Sun]

• Rocketboom finds a new pair of jugs to sit in front of the camera. As for Amanda Congdon? Yeah, she's signed with Endeavor. [ETP, Micro Persuasion]

• Simon Dumenco knows some things for sure — like how he loves when readers spit up their Diet Coke while reading his column. [AdAge]

• When it comes to gay marriage, Hillary Clinton has a canned response ready for ya. [Queerty]

• You mean Times staffers expect to be paid for their work — weeks and months after their original bylines ran? [E&P]

• Meanwhile, Daily News staffers face another dilemma: to blog or not to blog. [Gawker]

• Hey, lady? Everyone is in Dennis Crowley's Dodgeball network. We get more text messages from him than our real friends. [NYT]