• We asked a lesbian alien, and seeing Christina Ricci and Reese Witherspoon together really is her fantasy.

• Jessica Alba may be having twins! Sorry, we don't just hand out double exclamation points.

• We give up on trying to understand the image Perez Hilton is going for.

• Too bad Zac Efron's handlers can't use his sexuality to deny the rumors of a sex tape with him and "GF" Vanessa Hudgens.

• Dennis Quaid has aged remarkably well, but we still doubt he's rocking his natural hair color.

• Celebrities have butts: An investigation.

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