FERTILITY IS SO PUNK Avril Lavigne and Sum 41 singer Deryck Whibley are expecting a child. Sources say they're hoping for a sk8er boi. Sorry, we couldn't help it. [Mollygood]

Jan 10, 2008 · posted by rebecca · Link · Respond
On That Note: Keith Richards Fell Down, Bumped Head, Woke Up An Actor

• Keith Richards will play Johnny Depp's drunken dad in the third Pirates movie, joining the ranks of Eminem, RZA, Ice Cube, Snoop Dogg, Beyonce, and endless other artists-cum-actors. [NYDN]

• Breaking: Pete Doherty is capable of love. [AP]

• Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are racing to the alter like two drunk colleagues on a business trip in Vegas. [Jam!]

• Barbara Streisand needs to book a one-way ticket to Las Vegas, where all other former divas go to. [P6]

Jul 5, 2006 · posted by David Hauslaib, Jossip · Link · Respond