• Usher insists that the nuptials are still on track despite ample evidence to the contrary (i.e. he's a philandering mama's boy who traumatized his fiancee by canceling his wedding just two days ago).

• If you missed Beyonce's fall (and the subsequent "I'm okay—wait, no I'm not" stumble) here's your chance to watch it all over again. And again. And again. She's so self-conscious!

• Actress Anne Hathaway ditches her own Hampton's premiere (of Becoming Jane) in favor of an embarrassing public fight with her boyfriend. She then recovers/overcompernsates by showing up "all smiles" to the "rager" of an after-party.

• In a misguided attempt to defend Anne's honor, Cinema Society founder Andrew Saffir says, "If [Anne] seemed emotional it was because she had not yet seen the film in its entirety, and she found even the little she watched of the opening very moving." Riiiiight.

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• Destiny’s orphaned children are really survivors. They’re not gonna’ give up. Wait, what are their names again? [People]

• Dr. Phil finds the already taken Paula Abdul a boyfriend. So unfair, she gets two guys, and Lisa Loeb can’t find even one. [Scoop]

• After having a few years that would lead anyone to the ice cream tub, Janet Jackson has been "ordered" to drop before her album does. [Page Six]

• Scott Stapp's life sucks as much as Creed's music. One week, he’s getting married and declaring his sobriety and the next he gets arrested in LAX for trying to board a plane totally blitzed. [TMZ]

• Maybe Jusin Timberlake's fake tattoo of the Chinese symbol for "ice skating" wasn't really a mistake. Seriously, everyone loves Michelle Kwan like crazy, not just us. [The Scoop]

• Thanks to online music stores you can now fill your impulsive need to hear "We Will Rock You" without having to buy a whole album full of "hits" you've never heard. Middle school pom-pon girls everywhere are ecstatic. [NYT]

• As if Alice in Wonderland weren't trippy enough, we now have Marilyn Manson playing Lewis Carroll. Now all they need is Jack Nicholson to play to the Chesire Cat a'la The Shining and we'll be scarred for life. [Reuters]

• Destiny Child's NBA All-Star game performance is once and for all, seriously this time, their last show ever. Ever. Until somebody comes up with more money next year. [MyWayNews]

• Adam Levine asks Mary J. Blige "How'd you get so damn fine?" This inspired his next cut, dedicated to Jessica Simpson, "How'd you get so damn easy?" [MTV]

• So, maybe we weren't savvy or sober enough to notice, but digital music has lower quality than that on CDs. But, but … but we thought digital always means better than everything in the world? [The Guardian]