• Our dissing of Christopher Hitchens pales in comparison to the amount of hate the public has poured onto the Dixie Chicks. [Page Six]

• Quick, everyone, run to the Upper West Side and ring Moby's bell. He won't answer emails, but if you ring his bell, he'll let you in. His e-mail says so. [Radar]

• Oh, Bobby Brown. We know Whitney Houston left your ass … but did you have to go straight into the arms of the other woman? [R&M]

• If two gay, aging pop stars can make peace, why can’t the rest of the world follow suit? [Y!]

• Oh Lord. Now that Avril Lavigne's in love she's gonna stop hating guys and stuff. Remember when Alanis Morrisette did that? Boo. We like our Canadians angry. [AOL]

• So, Beck is officially, absolutely insane? [Pitchfork]

• We knew it all along. Christina Aguilera and her cohorts are the basis of childhood corruption. Well, and Rupert Murdoch. [Orlando Sentinel]

• As American Idol hopefuls flock to this years auditions, former fuck-ups give advice. It's kind of like a reality-show failure support group. [Y!]

• Grace Jones may have just made a strong bid for Pete Doherty's number one spot on the "Most Crazy-Ass Musician Ever" category. [TMZ]

• Wait, nobody's buying tickets to see The Dixie Chicks in concert? Be we thought y'all loved them girls so muh-yutch. [AOL]

• Despite the fact that no one in New York actually listens to the Dixie Chicks, New Yorkers are happy that they regularly talk smack about President Bush. [R&M]

• Thom Yorke’s comments were silenced? British fans and thirty-something vagrants are up in arms. [NME]

• Madonna pulls a Bono and does a great thing for mankind. Of course, celebs can't help people without getting good press for themselves … but it's good. Africa needs more people like Madonna. [Time]

• Sorry Ludacris, Busta Rhymes already did the whole “I shaved my head to prove to everyone I’m maturing as an artist” thing. [AP]

• We thought it was Michael Jackson who gets blamed for doing weird things to random people … not the other way around. [Jam!]

• Daniel Powter doesn't care who he plays for, as long as their alive. He'll even play for Americans. [InsideDenver]

• Poor Carmen Electra. She couldn't find a better rebound guy than Jamie Foxx? [Page Six]

• We don't really need a huge explanation for why people love the Dixie Chicks so much … but it helps. [NYDN]

• How can we make fun of Luciano Pavarotti? We can't — we really just can't. We just thought you should know that he's planning on returning to tour after he undergoes surgery for pancreatic cancer. [AP]

• Chamillionaire gives us his view on the police's racial profiling problem. It's so refreshing to hear a rapper speak openly about cops. [MTV]

• Bobby Brown no longer goes out in public with Whitney Houston. Instead, he surrounds himself with superhuman Amazons that will beat the shit out of any supermodels who might try to mess. [Page Six]

• Possibly proving that the republican party is really starting to lose steam, the Dixie Chicks return to number one on the charts. Buh-bye Daniel Powter. [AP]

• Let it be known, Dave Grohl is not dead. It's just his career. [NME]