• We don't any straight girl or gay man who isn't excited for the Sex and the City movie. The extended trailer proves why.

• We know we mentioned this yesterday, but here are more details about the Pax adoption. Even though Brangelina hyphenate, this kid's name is Pax Pitt. Porn career much?

• If Fergie and Donatella Versace don't share a biological father, then they at least share a plastic surgeon.

• News that Jennifer Garner and Matthew McConaughey are starring in a rom-com is about as surprising as John McCain's reaction to the New York Times story. They do look cute, though.

• When you mash-up all their features, your beautiful celebrities aren't so beautiful anymore. You remain angelic.

• Pictures of David Beckham without a shirt on. Like you even need a quip to click the link.

I have an interest, of course, but I'm too busy. And then I think, 'Oh my God, who wants to date me? I'm so complicated.' People have a low perception of me, men especially. They think, 'this woman, she's a nightmare.'

–Donatella Versace, explaining why she has rarely dated since her divorce from American model Paul Beck.

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• Donatella Versace is like putty in your hands.

• Who wears high-waisted short shorts? Mischa Barton wears high-waisted short shorts!

• Cameron Diaz is already training for her next role: Pimple Popper M.D.

• Kristin Cavallari is overhyped, overpriced and overexposed.

• Former Us Weekly reporter/pedophile Tim McDarrah gets sentenced to six years in the clink.

• Meryl Streep to team up with Philip Seymour Hoffman's double-chin for movie adaptation of Doubt.

• In excellent news for prostitutes, the dashing Hugh Grant is now officially single again.

• Kim Mathers tells world that Eminem can't get it up without Viagra. Maybe he and Bob Dole should bond over their mutual erectile dysfunction disorder?

• If J. Lo's going to cry every time someone hates one of her movies, she'll probably be needing a lifetime supply of Kleenex.

• Donatella Versace gets the Janice Dickinson Award for most plastic surgeries in a single lifetime.

• Take a "journey" into the surreal world, and watch QB Tony Romo and a potty-mouthed Mr. Belding belt out "Don't Stop Believing."

• Cameron Diaz wins a libel settlement from the National Enquirer, joins a not-very-exclusive club of similarly "wronged" celebs.

• Expect to see Donatella Versace pop up on Oprah late this month to discuss her field of expertise: drug use. Oh, and they'll probably talk about fashion, and maybe anorexia too. [Gatecrasher]

• You aren't supposed to be able to pick up the 2006 Zagat guide until Oct. 17, but one Barnes & Noble pulled a Harry Potter and had it on bookshelves two weeks before its release. [Page Six]

• Michael Jackson appeared in public with his children for the first time since, well, we're not sure — it's easy to forget about veiled kiddies. This time he took them on a trip to see an exact replica of himself at Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum in London, whereupon Paris, Prince Michael Jr. and Prince Michael II immediately added six years of therapy. [The Sun]

• Supposedly, learning you're losing your heavily sought after gig at Vitals is easier to absorb when delivered by Fairchild president Mary Berner, also known as the chic that's firing you. [Page Six]

• When we heard rumblings a couple days ago that the New York Post and New York Daily News had – gasp! – called a truce, we were reluctant to believe it. And then the Post's Page Six confirmed our suspicions yesterday when they continued their anti-NYDN rally. Or maybe the NYP's deadlines were before the white flag handshake? [Page Six]

• Dancing to Kabbalah can be hazardous to your health if you're Madonna. Because the dance diva wrote a track about one of the sect's holy men, she's been warned it could lead to divine retribution and forbidden from using his holy name for profit. Funny how they weren't squawking about her devotion being used for their profit up till now. [Globe & Mail]

• Yeah, so about that subway terror alert? Fuhgettaboutit. [AP]

• Sensitivity challenged Kimberly Stewart strikes again. In the October issue of Stuff, the wanna-be starlet let loose on Heather Mills McCartney, the amputee and activist. "What has three legs and lives on a farm?" Rod Stewart's daughter snarks. "Paul McCartney and his wife." Now what has a saggy ass and pays for friends?

• We can't decide whether Tara Reid is more famous for her awful boob job or her party girl antics, but E! settled the debate for us: She's not famous enough, which is why they canned her Taradise.

• Overexposed author Bret Easton Ellis didn't have quite the experience Anna Wintour did on the Today show. Instead of being quizzed by Matt Lauer (who split to Iraq), Katie Couric conducted the questioning, which left Ellis sneering: "She was such a bitch to me, I couldn't believe it." But the knees! Oh, the knees.

• Blinging up baby! The upcoming spawn of Britney Spears and K-Fed is going to be decked out in a designer wardrobe, courtesy Donatella Versace. No doubt Ms. Versace was enticed by the challenge of creating low riders and tacky T-shirts for the infant set.

• It's 10 counts of fraud for Survivor's first winner Richard Hatch, who notoriously omitted his $1 million winnings plus other compensation. He faces up to 75 years in prison — or eating two dozen balut eggs.

• Tonight's hour-long Hurricane Katrina telethon won't feature any special precautions, except for a five or seven second delay, to ward off any Kanye copycats. Or West himself, who's on the roster.

• Voletta Wallace, mother of Notorious B.I.G., doesn't have very nice things to say about her deceased son's friends Sean Combs and Lil' Kim, and she's using her upcoming memoir to spit. As for Diddy: "Sean loved my son–after he was dead."