While all these photos of stock brokers and ebankers and itraders and whatever have been floating around like so much flotsam in the Hudson since the Dow began its quick downward descent, it's easy to imagine one guy with a particular good grimace/grip on the bridge of his nose getting photographed more than once.

But New York Stock Exchange Trader #1148? The dude's been snapped at least five different times in different (but similar?) poses. Hell, if being a trader isn't lucrative anymore, this guy could get a job as a dour male model for portending doom.

Who is the man behind the mesh-backed shirt? More pics after the jump:

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Oct 17, 2008 · posted by drew · Link · 1 Response

Stocks tanked today for the second biggest one-day loss after that 900 point rally earlier this week. We're going ahead and blaming it on Madonna.

Oct 15, 2008 · posted by drew · Link · 1 Response
Diminishing braincells

The Dow's dropped for the seventh straight session in a row to close at 8,579 yesterday, our debt calculators can't even figure out how much we owe China at this point, and what did Sarah Palin want to focus her beady little glasses on yesterday? Hint: Not the economy (she hasn't memorized that cheat-sheet yet):

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Oct 10, 2008 · posted by drew · Link · 10 Responses

A year ago this month, wedding ring misplacer Rupert Murdoch had set his sights on Dow Jones & Co. and its Wall Street Journal newspaper, successfully clearing the bid with shareholders and leading up to the December closing. At the time, media speculators trashed Murdoch, accusing him of looking to the Journal not to improve its credentials, but to add it his enormous empire of political and business influence. But Wall Street wasn't on board with that scenario; instead, they nudged Murdoch on.

It's a very difference scenario today.

The press is defending Murdoch; even Jack Shafer has nice things to say about his stewardship of the Journal. Meanwhile, Wall Street has trounced News Corp.' stock; it hovers around $14, or 40 percent less than its 52-week high. Something about the instability of the print media market, and Murdoch's insistence on subsidizing any losses with big gains made elsewhere. And then there's the whole Dow Jones part of the equation; where does that thing fit in with, say, MySpace? And what about Murdoch's tendency to treat financial weaknesses in other media companies as a chance to snap 'em up on the cheap? So, so many concerns, this deserves an exposé!

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Aug 4, 2008 · posted by david · Link · Respond

Reuters is more than happy to report Rupert Murdoch's Dow Jones is killing off its agreement with the Associated Press after more than a year over haggling on price points. Though the Wall Street Journal will still carry AP copy, every other pub will switch to the French wire Agence France-Presse. Even news can be outsourced overseas.

Mar 19, 2008 · posted by david · Link · Respond

If Hugo Restall, editor of Dow Jones' Far Eastern Economic Review, really never intended to embarrass bossman Rupert Murdoch by even mentioning the book Rupert's adventures in China: How Murdoch lost a fortune and found a wife, why did he commission a review for it? Might the sequence of events we've been led to believe BE SUSPECT? [Guardian]

Mar 4, 2008 · posted by david · Link · Respond

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Rupert Murdoch, who has little intention to make WSJ.com entirely free, has made known his intention to move his tony newspaper's HQ out of Manhattan's Financial District by the end of the year. Under a plausible scenario, editorial operations would move inside News Corp.'s Midtown building, while Dow Jones' business affairs would stay downtown. Where is there room inside 1211 Sixth Avenue to house the Journal's entire news staff? Good question, but job cuts might help solve the space crunch!

Jan 28, 2008 · posted by david · Link · Respond

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One Small Step For Mankind, One Giant Step Towards World Domination: "Shareholders holding 60.27% of Dow Jones's voting stock on Thursday approved the company's $60 a share sale to News Corp.," writes the WSJ, "clearing the way for the $5.6 billion deal to close. Rupert Murdoch already is putting his execs in key positions, and more changes are expected in the weeks ahead." Which is really a diplomatic (read: Murdoch-owned publication) way of saying "Half of us will be fired, the other half will quit in protest."

Dec 13, 2007 · posted by debbie · Link · Respond
WSJers Forced To Amuse Themselves With 'Festive' Office Supplies, Pretend Potted Plant In Conference Room Is Really A Christmas Tree

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Rupert Murdoch (a.k.a. "The Grinch Who Stole Christmas Cheer/Corporate Sponsored Drink-Ups") has evidently elected to wait until the shareholders officially approve News Corp.'s acquisition of Dow Jones before including WSJers in the annual office holiday fete. Left out of Friday's semi-mandatory corporation outing, finance-y scribes evidently threw themselves a smaller party, involving pizza, cheap booze and a location extremely close to home: their insufferable work cubicles.

"I thought we were the crown jewel," moaned one [WSJ] staffer, who sent [NYMag's Intelligencer] this haiku summing up the festivities:

Make merry, they said. / Cake. Cookies. Juice. Soda cans. / But we ate at our desks.

That extra syllable in the last line? It stands for extra despair.

Dec 12, 2007 · posted by debbie · Link · Respond

One week before Rupert Murdoch officially owns Dow Jones, CEO Rich Zannino announced his salt-and-pepper mane is resigning. As if he'll be the last! Then he picks up a $30 million severance package. News Corp.'s own Les Hinton will assume the role. [AdAge]

Zannino's memo to colleagues below.

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Dec 6, 2007 · posted by david · Link · Respond

CNBC, perhaps wiser to today's launch of Fox Business Channel than News Corp. itself, arranged a while back to snag exclusive online ad deals with the Dow Jones-owned MarketWatch.com and WSJ.com.

Except those two websites are now owned by Rupert Murdoch's News Corp., of course. And, suddenly savvy to the irony and ego slug of having CNBC ads blanket the homepage of MarketWatch.com, Dow Jones ad reps informed CNBC that, unfortunately, their ads would not be appearing.

No official reason was given, reports the Times, except that Dow Jones "retain[s] the right to adjust the precise placement and timing of online advertisements, including to accommodate links from other Web sites."

And it's not like Fox News has many flacks to spare these days.

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Oct 15, 2007 · posted by david · Link · 2 Responses

The stock market (finally) rallied today, with the Dow Jones industrial average, S&P 500 and Nasdaq jumping upwards of 1.4% apiece. Think we're completely out of the woods? Think again. The dollar traded near an all-time low versus the euro and oil prices closed at an all-time high. [CNNMoney]

Sep 11, 2007 · posted by debbie · Link · Respond
Miserly Mogul Rupert Murdoch Passes Go, Collects $200 And Destroys The Credibility Of A Once Cutting-Edge News Empire

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"The U.S. Federal Trade Commission has given antitrust clearance for News Corp.'s $5 billion acquisition of Wall Street Journal publisher Dow Jones," writes suddenly biased financial news source, Dow Jones.

Which is pretty much just a fancy way of saying that Murdoch's acquisition of Dow Jones is perfectly legal, despite being ethically dubious and "the worst thing to happen to journalism since Jayson Blair."

And that Murdoch is one step closer to taking over the world.

Aug 29, 2007 · posted by debbie · Link · Respond

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Several weeks after sealing the deal to purchase Dow Jones Co. (and thus, The Wall Street Journal) billionaire Rupert Murdoch finally catches on that all his prized reporters are running for the exits. So Murdoch does what anyone planning to delegitimize a once-revered financial news entity and transform it into a mouthpiece for his partisan right-wing politics would do—he calls up three top reporters and politely "asks" them to stay. Needless to say, reactions were mixed, which is to say, "predictably split along party lines." Sez the LA Times:

Some journalists in the newsroom took the gesture as a sign of Murdoch's commitment to keep the staff's quality high. Others said it showed that Murdoch would take a hands-on approach in newsroom affairs despite a special committee established to keep him from interfering in coverage.

Personal politics aside, however, everyone at WSJ agreed the the "gesture" could be summed up in a single word: creepy.

Aug 24, 2007 · posted by debbie · Link · 1 Response
When Faced With The Prospect Of Working For Rupe, VP Of Dow Jones Goes Running For The Door Respectfully Resigns

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Dow Jones VP Paul Ingrassia has announced his resignation—and so soon after Rupert Murdoch's arrival! "That's completely unrelated," swears Ingrassia, before waving his briefcase, Jerry Maguire-style and yelling, "NOW, WHO'S COMING WITH ME?" [Reuters]

Aug 21, 2007 · posted by debbie · Link · Respond
Book Aims To Find Out What Makes Murdoch Tick What Murdoch Is Crazily Over-Compensating For

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Vanity Fair columnist Michael Wolff scores a "high six-figure" book deal to write the biography of Rupert Murdoch.

The bio will focus heavily on Murdoch's $5 billion takeover of Dow Jones, but will also touch upon Murdoch's early life, and chronicle his gradual descent into evil despotdom.

[NYP]

Aug 17, 2007 · posted by debbie · Link · 3 Responses
'I'm So Misunderstood!' Moans The Nefarious Evil-Doer

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'Rupert Murdoch isn't as bad as you think he is,' explains unbiased party Rupert Murdoch, in a self-promotional confessional to The Guardian (UK).

"The Wall Street Journal is the greatest newspaper in America and one of the greatest in the world," said Mr Murdoch, insisting that he would be hiring - rather than firing - staff. The paper had "tremendous" journalists and a valuable brand. "That's why we put such a premium on it and why I spent the better part of the last three months enduring criticism normally levelled at a genocidal tyrant."

Another explanation for all the new Murdoch hires? The vast number of open positions at WSJ, as a result of the mass exodus. Which was, in turn, facilitated by the sale of Dow Jones.

To a genocidal tyrant.

Aug 9, 2007 · posted by debbie · Link · 6 Responses
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Sumner Redstone Adheres To Strict 'Become Estranged From Entire Family' Policy

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• Apparently unsatisfied with the legal battles waged against his brother, daughter and son, Sumner Redstone also plans to slap his wife with divorce papers.

Bourne Ultimatum rakes in $70.1 or $69 million in its opening weekend, depending on how much you care.

Rupert Murdoch promises: "I won't meddle any more than [NYT publisher] Arthur Sulzberger does." In other words, we're all screwed.

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Aug 6, 2007 · posted by debbie · Link · Respond

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Slate's Daniel Gross (who should be checking in at Fortune sometime soon) raises an interesting point about that whole Dow Jones buyout: Did Rupert Murdoch have to pay a premium because he gives people an "icky feeling?"

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Aug 3, 2007 · posted by david · Link · Respond

While y'all are hootin' and a hollerin' over the $5 billion that Rupert Murdoch just paid for Dow Jones and the Wall Street Journal, consider this: Bear Stearns is valuing Facebook.com at $6 billion, or roughly 12 times more than what Rupert paid for MySpace. [Reuters]

Aug 2, 2007 · posted by david · Link · Respond
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