• Barack Obama to accept Hillary Clinton's offer of a joint ticket

• A pretty white blonde girl to go missing

• Iran to announce it has nuclear weapons

• An early episode of Saturday Night Live

• The death of Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears, or Lindsay Lohan

What was Elliot Spitzer doing in Washington, beside allegedly having relations with a $5,500 lady friend? Testifying before Congress on the crappy bond market. He speaks so eloquently after a release. [CNBC]