Did you see? OK! magazine has relaunched its website! And, as often happens when we're talking about OK!, we seem to be having some trouble containing our enthusiasm! (And our completely superfluous exclamation points!)

However, after nearly two seconds of reading Folio's evaluation of the new site, we're already slightly suspicious. First off, we don't exactly agree with the writers' characterization of OK! as a "celebrity glossy wunderkind" (unless it should turn out that "wunderkind" is actually the German word for "crappy.")

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• NYT to LAT: We weren't actively trying to insult you—we were just saying nice things about our newspaper that happened to expose the shortcomings of yours.

• American Idol epitomizes the unpleasant side-effects that accompany living in a democracy.

• Magazines in heated competition to see who can throw the best post-Super Bowl cokefest.

• Folio Magazine reports a 400% increase in magazines targeting people "much, much richer" than you.

• Summary of this year's Mag Lifetime Achievement Awards: Liz Smith tried, failed, to bang Lewis Lapham; Rachael Ray "loves" spaghetti, still hates black people.

• Billionaire accuses Sahara author of "duping him" on film rights; rest of world accuses Sahara author of writing a book that makes no fucking sense.

• Nat Ives confirms what we reported yesterday. We guess nothing is really official until it's in Ad Age.

• In other AMI news that we didn't break, Shape en Espanol and MPH are going six feet under right next to CL. [Ad Age]

• We thought compulsively Googling the entire staff of New York magazine was weird. But this guy really does have way too much time on his hands. [Newsthinking]

• Cameron Diaz gets rid of a photographer. And she doesn't even need to backhand him or rip the camera from his bleeding fingers. [MCAFP]

• Just in time for summer, the National Enquirer gets banished back to Boca. [Gawker]

• We knew Anna Wintour had some pull in the magazine 'biz … but Jon Stewart? Only in the Folio 40, folks. [Fishbowl NY]

• There is hope for Jessica Simpson, after all. If she decides to follow in Pamela Anderson's footsteps, maybe someday she'll hook up with a real musician. [TMZ]

• We're sure Mother Teresa would be thrilled to know that she looked just like Paris Hilton. [Star]