• In case you were wondering, Star Jones isn't interested in taking Rosie's place on The View. Because Barbara Walters would never, ever let that happen she already has a job.

• The jury is still out as to which part of Britney Spears' extremely flattering outfit is the "absolute sexiest."

• Here's a look at Eddie Murphy in the hot tub. Which is somewhat ironic, seeing as his career is currently in the toilet.

• Lindsay Lohan parties with Us Weekly! Related: Next issue of Us Weekly to feature cover-story on Lohan's hard-partying ways!

• Kristin Cavallari: she's sooo transparent.

• Fred Durst to give the American public that Limp Bizkit reunion nobody asked for.

• Here's to betting that Benji Madden was the only person at MisShapes on Saturday night that even knows how to throw a punch. [Page Six]

• Nothing says bad-ass like a MySpace feud. With Fred Durst. [MSNBC]

• They say Proof was just "in the wrong place at the wrong time". Yeah, there's really no "right" place or time to get shot. [MTV]

• Polka Dot suits and crazy sunglasses for everyone! Elton John is hosting a closet sale, so get on down to Rockefeller Center while there are still platform shoes left. [National Ledger]

• Isn't prison bad enough without Jesus-centric talk radio? [NYT]

It may not have done much for Rob Lowe's career, but sex tapes are now on the "must do" list for any B-List actor or actress. So appropriate and tasteful are these tapes, that the Sunday Style section in the New York Times is now covering this celeb "trend."

Even Joe Levy, executive editor at Rolling Stone, is all like "everyone else is doing it."

"The huge difference between nearly 20 years ago and now is that pornography is more easily available, therefore there is far less of a stigma attached to it."

Mr. Levy added: "In this day and age everyone has their own video camera and is free to use it in whatever manner they desire. The more people that make these tapes for their own pleasure, the less they think it horrifying that others have done so too."

The problem is that the celebs you actually want to see naked and getting it on (you know who they are) never pull a "Stars are Just Like Us!" home video. It's always Fred Durst, Kid Rock, Paris Hilton and other skeez-o types. But, the Sunday Styles does try to give us hope for the future of celeb sex tapes; the next Red Light District product should be out soon, according to the company's director David Joseph.

He would not name names, but did drop hints. "It's a girl," he said, smiling mischievously, "and she's in the music business."

We have a feeling this might be the legendary Britney Spears sex tape. Blech. Wasn't watching Chaotic torture enough?

Sex, Lawsuits and Celebrities Caught on Tape [Lola Ogunnaike, New York Times]