If a certain report out of the U.K. is to be believed, Sex and the City isn't the only big screen adaptation of a favorite television series to look forward to. Get ready for Monica, Chandler, Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe to regroup, more than four years after the show wrapped, for Friends the movie. Supposedly they've seen the success of Sex and realized, "Hey, people might still like us!" (As if our TiVo full of every day's cache of syndicated episodes might suggest otherwise.) Also: They could command enormous paydays, especially if they get in on the production side! Plus: It's not like any of them are doing something worthwhile in front of a camera these days (read: Dirt).

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• Will Smith crashes a bar mitzvah in Israel. We feel a movie coming along! [AP]

• The Friends sexual harassment suit gets thrown out. Calling "Joey" a rapist is all part of the creative job. [TSG]

• No more chance of a Martha Stewart knife-wielding incident. Celebrity Cooking Showdown is dunzo, after a whopping three days. [TV Week]

• Little Suri's name actually means "party." We've given up all hope. [NYDN]

• Brad Pitt is still playing architect, and still trying to impress Angelina Jolie with his helping the less fortunate. By giving them all jobs as minimum wage working hotel staffers. [People via Queerty]

• Nick Lachey has a new girlfriend. Finally, someone who can relate to his D-List level. [Star]

• Paris Hilton turns down Playboy. She’s too busy with colonics and her film career to pose naked. [Sun]

• Ok, lines we understand, but Kate Moss reading? That’s pushing it. [Mirror]

• In true frat boy style, Chris Heinz is totally psyched about the Steelers going to the Super Bowl. Oh, yeah, and he’s engaged. [Page Six]

• Since he doesn't want to sleep with any of these women, Isaac Mizrahi grabbing Scarlett Johansson’s boobs and feeling up Teri Hatcher’s stomach isn’t that big of a deal. [People]

• How fascinating is the great Friends reunion debate? The cast should just go for it — could anything really kill Jennifer Aniston’s career any more than Rumor Has It? [Female First via HuffPo, AH]