The promised nude shots of Gabrielle Union and Jill Scott in Allure have arrived, although Jill’s photo can barely be called nude, since she is pretty much totally covered by leaves and twigs.

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• Ryan Reynolds dumps fiance Alanis Morissette for refusing to go down on him in a theater.

• Vanessa Minnillo drops the F bomb again after Nick Lachey is approached by a J. Simp lookalike.

• And here's what it feels like to accidentally ogle Denise Richards' vagina.

• Gabrielle Union wants the world to know she and Derek Jeter aren't dating; they're just fuckbuddies, like Diddy and Sienna Miller.

• Bill Gates denies that all PC users are "dullards." Then a third grade bully screams, 'Only nerds use words like "dullards," GEEK!'

• Sienna Miller shoves a photog for catching her with her pants on.

• After leaving her hubby for Owen Wilson, Kate Hudson is determined to try and give her extra-marital affair a second chance.

• Today in not-at-all-crazy news, Lindsay Lohan reportedly stashed her surgically removed appendix in her freezer and is contemplating selling it on ebay.

• Will Gabrielle Union still be dry-humping Derek Jeter after she sees the Yankees slugger's mug, circa 1992?

• Brad Pitt decides he "wants to be more of a man." Related: Pitt's ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston, concludes she wants to have "less of a nose."

• In his scandalous new memoir, Scott Baio offers an in-detail description of the time he deflowered his Joanie Love Chachi co-star's sofa-bed.

• Note to all you wedding crashers: Eva Longoria and Tony Parker's will be saying "I do" at Chateau de Chantilly on July 7.

With all the weird rumors abounding about new couples, we thought we'd update you on the latest.

In case you didn't already know, Jessica Biel and Derek Jeter are officially over, meaning their days of steaming up the camera with hot, sexy vacay pictures are done and done.

This new, albeit not particularly surprising development, left Jess free to purchase all the vibrating undies that she wants, and to strut her stuff at the Golden Globes (and cause a Cameron Diaz shit-show meltdown over Justin Timberlake), while giving Jeter free reign to cruise for his next "hot and heavy" love affair.

But here's what you probably didn't know.

Rumors are flying that, in addition to flirting with JT, Jessica Biel was being ogled, and possibly even nibbled on by Diddy, who couldn't seem to get enough of her "golden globes." And, crazier still, we're hearing that Jeter was getting all down and dirty-like with Bring It On hottie, Gabrielle Union, dry-humping her on the dance-floor to that classic, romantic slow song, "Put It In Your Mouth."

We're certainly not ones to jump to conclusions, but—at the very least—this picture of Diddy looking down Jessica Biel's dress speaks volumes about his devotion to longtime girlfriend (and mother of his new twins), Kim Porter. Of course, it remains unclear how Sienna Miller, Diddy's newest party-hopping pal, fits into all of this, but we're guessing Kim isn't exactly thrilled about that either.

Not yet sure whether Diddy will be able to channel all this drama into a crappy, unoriginal compilation album, but we are loving the fact that he supposedly edged out the Yankees star, Derek Jeter, in a footrace towards second base.

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• Where was Anna Wintour when Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles were welcomed at MoMA? Dining with her boyfriend and daughter at the $20-per-plate Cafe Edison. [Fox 411]

• Kate Moss Watch™: What did the supermodel learn the last time at rehab? "A lot about alcohol", she claims — while ordering two glasses of champagne at 11:00 a.m. [Gatecrasher]

• Notoriously grating photog Steve Sands lived up to his reputation when he chased down Martha Stewart at Bette Midler's annual Halloween-slash-birthday gala at the Waldorf. Sands demanded she pose in her Jungle Jane outfit and ended up getting kicked out of the hotel (and a bandaged forehead) for the shot. [Gatecrasher]

• Not that they can do anything about it, but the Yankees handed superstar slugger Alex Rodriguez a stern warning to keep out of illegal gambling dens. Somehow his illegal activities don't violate the team's morality clause. [NYDN]

• Normally Radar staffers are too frightened to write about their upstairs neighbors The Source magazine, but when it comes to not paying the rent — well, that's worth the risk. [Radar]

• Gabrielle's "Union" with hubby Chris Howard is over with after four years and they're asking for the requisite "privacy please" request. And just after she got shamed into apologizing to Mood's owner. [AP]

• Lindsay Lohan and Jared Leto are ready to go public with their relationship. If only it wasn't months too late. [Gatecrasher]

• What's Paris Hilton's current beau Stavros Niarchos III doing with spare cash? Offering it to homeless men to dump soda on themselves. [Page Six]

• Prince Harry didn't exactly feel royal when a superior officer forced him to drop his pants during a parade to prove he didn't have his girlfriend's name tattooed on his ass. For the record, the sergeant never confirmed one way or the other. [AFP]

• Michael Jackson really is never, never going back to Neverland. After repeatedly missing payrolls and employees quitting left and right, Wacko Jacko is putting the pervert's playground on the market. [Fox 411]

• After about a month in rehab, Kate Moss decided she was cured of the ills of cocaine use and time to go home. Well, at least cocaine use that makes its way into the public eye. [CNN]

• Activists, not content with throwing tofu pies at Anna Wintour, have moved on to criticizing Paramount for its Get Rich or Die Tryin' billboards. 50 Cent is seen sporting both a gun and a mic in the ads — one of which is next to a preschool. [AP]

• Just because Anne Rice's novels are all about the living dead and drinking blood doesn't mean she has to live in such a gloomy world. [NYT]

• David Judaken has received the apology he asked for from Gabrielle Union's camp after her PR firm BWR couldn't substantiate claims that he's canceled her birthday party at Mood because she's black. That doesn't mean she's welcome back at his club. [Celebrity Scum]

• Last week, Nicolette Sheridan laughed off rumors that she was splitting with fiance Nicklas Soderblom. This week, they split up. Officially. [People]

• In between galavanting with Stavros Niarchos, Paris Hilton busied herself issuing a statement saying she's never even met Tom Sizemore, let alone had sex with him (as he claims). And then there's that little photo from 2001 that shows, uh, Paris with Tom. [Radar]

• Danny Bonaduce sober may be even scarier than when he's wasted. The newly Broken Bonaduce says he's happiest when he's getting punched in the face, and says his 1991 brawl with a transvestite hooker was one of his proudest moments. Ours too. [Page Six]

• Michael Jackson is still a genius — at covering his own ass. Wacko Jacko sent out invites to various A-listers to show up at a L.A. studio tonight to record his charity single "From the Bottom of My Heart." His cover? The singers were notified late, travel agent assigned to make arrangements is conveniently on vacation in Italy and Jackson himself is staying in London. [Page Six]

• Following in the footsteps of Sonny Bono, The Governator and that "Gopher" guy from the Love Boat, Alec Baldwin is getting into politics. The pundit wanna be is a-bloggin' on Arianna Huffinton's HuffPo, offering up such wisdom as "Why are contemporary Republicans so full of shit?" Needless to say, we're quivering in our blogging boots. [Lowdown]

• Gabrielle Union, which you know from the $17 million grossing Deliver Us From Eva, is calling on her Hollywood pals to boycott L.A. nightclub Mood after owner David Judaken allegedly canceled her birthday party there upon learning she was black. He counters that her plans were never confirmed and, if she had the skin tone of Beyonce on Vanity Fair, it wouldn't have been an issue. [R&M]

• Janet Jackson has a secret daughter with quickie hubby James DeBarge, but you already knew that. We're just reinforming you so we have something to reference next week when Jermaine Dupri leaks that they're expecting. [AP]