By the time next Christmas roles around, your Great-Aunts are going to have a lot of questions about how you can claim to be too busy to get pregnant yourself.
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• If you'd told us yesterday that Mariah Carey's ass was hotter than Mandy Moore's, we'd have called you a liar and then laughed uncontrollably. Oh, what a difference a day makes…
• As though wearing creepy, couple-coordinated outfits weren't enough, David and Victoria Beckham also have the audacity to dress their children in matching rugby shirts.
• Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz confuse crazy hats with street cred.
• At what point did it officially become physically impossible to perform on So You Think You Can Dance without lip syncing?
• Yep, just another proud moment for Gwen Stefani and her less famous husband.
As we speak … er, type … another celebrity child is being birthed into the world. Well, Hollywood style naturally, which is via c-section to allow for an immediate tummy tuck. Hey, we can't have rock stars' post prego tums flappin' in the wind can we?
The rock star is in fact Gwen Stefani and hubby Gavin Rossdale, who are preparing to welcome their first child into the world of celebdom. The baby will likely be A GIRL! and then A BOY! … or at least genderless until someone other than Janice Min can verify its genitals. That's right, Us Weekly broke another baby story:
A very pregnant Gwen Stefani and rocker husband Gavin Rossdale arrived at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles this morning where doctors plan to induce labor and deliver the couple’s child via C-section at noon PST. Rossdale dropped his wife off at the maternity ward, parked Stefani’s silver Range Rover and “seemed a little nervous and he checked the baby car seat before he got out,†according to a witness.
Did you hear that? He checked the car seat. See, Britney Spears may be a walking atrocity for her own family, but for other celebrity parents, and baby Gwavin, she is a god send.
BREAKING! Gwen Stefani In Labor [Us Weekly]
Oh we do love Us Weekly and their exclusives, we do. Though, we half suspect that Jann Wenner is promising some PR rep a Rolling Stone cover, the glossy was first to break the scoop on Gwen Stafani and Gavin Rossdale's baby news. Even if they have yet to post it on their website.
This shit is bananas! We couldn't be happier that two celebrities who aren't crazy, trashy, skeezy, or drug addicted are finally reproducing.
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