American Gladiator Militia used to go by another pseudonym: Elian Cortez. As Cortez, Militia (real name: Alex Castro) was a well-endowed (11"!) and well-compensated gay porn model for Colt. To be fair, with a body like that, there are only so many career options.

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Did you hear about Ellen falling down, hurting her back and being put on mandatory bed rest? Well, apparently a horrific injury wasn't enough to prevent her from yakking it up on her daytime talk show. So, the laid-up lesbian lass did what anyone in her (horizontal) position would have done: she hosted the most recent episodes of the Ellen DeGeneres Show straight from her hospital bed—while gabbing with celebrity guests on adjoining gurneys.

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And now, it's time for another edition of "Gay…or Metrosexual," which is also occasionally (although not today!) referred to as "Gay…or European."

Today's nominee: Former N'Syncer, JC Chasez.

Reasons Why JC Chasez Might Be Gay:
1) He was in a boy band.
2) He never really seems to "get the girl."
3) Um, this picture.

Reasons Why JC Chasez Might Not Be Gay:
1) Justin Timberlake was also in a boy band, and he has tons of heterosexual sex.
2) Chasez didn't recently come out on the cover of People like some other N'Syncers (and everyone else) we know.
3) Maybe he's just really, really dapper?

Obligatory Disclaimer: For the record, our opinon of JC will remain the same, regardless of whether or not he's a homosexual.

In other words, whether it should turn out that Chasez regularly sleeps with men or that he just has really awesome taste in tight men's clothing, we'll always think of him as a mediocre musician* who used to bang Eva Longoria (or did he??) and who generally** sports the Brillo-head.

* At best.
**Albeit not in this picture!