Last week's 30 Rock was the best, mainly because of all the Night Court references, but also Jennifer Aniston's cameo as Liz's "Crazy Putty" friend that falls for Alec Baldwin's Jack. You know, I often find myself going on first dates and ending up making some guy a white pizza and a pot roast because I just like them so much.
Anyway, Daily Intel cornered Alec Baldwin at Tisch yesterday and asked him what it was like to kiss Jennifer.
It was painful," Baldwin sighed. "I mean, every man who's had to make out with her in TV and movies — I don't know how they do it."
Huh. It's hard to tell when Alec is being sarcastic or not. He is a crazy guy, but apparently that doesn't necessarily translate into awesome, low-self-esteem fueled sex like it does for women.
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Late last month, as press reports overflowed about Lindsay Lohan's lesbo relations with DJ Samantha Ronson, her rep Leslie Sloane Zelnik at BWR spent an afternoon assuring the entertainment media that, no, the two were not dating. This, despite Lohan's call into the radio show Loveline, where she all but acknowledged the relationship to host Ted Stryker. Specifically, Zelnik argued "there was no confession," and that when her client answered Stryker's question how long she and Sam had "been going out" with the reply "Like two years, one year, five months, two months," Lohan was just talking about their "close friendship."
Funny, because now Ms. Zelnik finds herself rebutting reports that the two split up. Wait: The twosome aren't dating, but they haven't split up either? CONTINUED »
The "spot Anderson Cooper's boyfriend" game started at least as far back as 2006, when we spied a one Julio Cesar Recio, then 24, enjoying outings with Silver Fox. Now downtown gossip queen Michael Musto kicks off the fall season of stalking Cooper's love interests by laying down a smidgen of a plant: "No, wait, this is better. Anderson Cooper. Jonathan Chase. Discuss at length." A subtle nudge toward somebody's manhood? Or a command to search on IMDB? CONTINUED »
It's okay for homosexual Aaron Hicklin to run Out, because Out is a homosexual magazine. It's okay for homosexual Jim Nelson to run GQ, because GQ's fashion, style, and culture sensibility are something homosexuals know all about. But is homosexual Ariel Foxman right to run Time Inc.'s In Style, the magazine for fashionable women? Too bad — you don't get to decide, because Foxman (the former editor of men's shopping failure Cargo) was just named editor of the thing, with current editor Charla Lawhon moving upstairs to an umbrella position. It could be argued that Foxman is not right for the job, because men just simply don't understand the lady style leanings of a book like In Style. But it could be argued Foxman is perfect for the job, because he is a homosexual, and homosexuals know what women want. Also, he likes shopping, or at least magazines that encourage it. Either way, this is good news for Joe Zee, the homosexual and creative director at Elle, a magazine he might one day use Foxman's In Style editorship as leverage to take over. You know, when Robbie Myers is done with the thing.
