Sean Hannity, Mark Levin, Glenn Beck, Hugh Hewitt, and Janet Parshall were among those invited to the second annual closed door White House chat, aimed to "gauge the conservative talk-radio audience's feelings about issues and policies." And surprise: None of them told their audiences about it. [NYDN]

Still high off Fox News' 10th anniversary soiree, Bill O'Reilly pounds Al Franken. Our Intern Wendy has been watching all week and chronicling Katrina Szish's David Hasselhoff fawning and Bobby Shriver's fashion sense.

• "We're going to have him with — he's not going to wear 'Desired' probably. He'll wear 'Inspired.' Or, what was the other one, 'Perspired.' Maybe we'll have him wearing one that says 'Perspired.'" —Bobby Shriver, dreaming of President Bush wearing one of Bono's Gap tees, Larry King Live, October 13

• "I'm looking to see how my gummy bear futures are doing." —Anderson Cooper, anxiously watching his stock market investments, Anderson Cooper 360, October 13

• "Well, no. When she was born, she was a stick of butter. That would be like a large tub of butter, probably. You know, if you were churning it, maybe." —Erica Hill, measuring the size of baby pandas, Anderson Cooper 360, October 12

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• No, he didn't say he was a terrorist, he said George Bush was a terrorist. But since our President lacks English language skills, he sent the FBI after Morrissey. [Page Six]

• Strokes guitarist Albert Hammond Jr gets Kate Moss drunk, and whispers sweet nothings in her ear. Somebody should have told him that if he wanted her to take her shirt off, all he had to do was produce a camera . [Mirror]

• The key to the murder of Busta Rhymes' bodyguard is locked in a 53 minute audio tape. Insteady of handing it over to the authorities, though, it is being shopped around media outlets. Blood money at its finest. [Daily Dish]

• Even Maroon 5 agrees that it's sort of pathetic they were nominated for a Grammy three years after the album was released. Oh, well, it got Adam Levine laid. [MTV]

• Pete Doherty has been voted Sexiest Male by NME readers, proving once and for all, the Brits have no taste in men. [NME]

• The Rolling Stones ask nicely, if you donate money to charity and end up with tickets to their benefit show, that you don't sell them for thousands of dollars on Craigslist. So, basically, nobody's going for the tickets. [ProductShopNYC]