• Jon Lovitz finally does what most of us have only dreamed about, namely grab Andy Dick and smash his face into the bar. Repeatedly. And, despite having once said, "I wanted to punch [Dick's] face in, but I don't hit women." Ouch.
• Narcissists David and Victoria Beckham to adorn their new home with giant, poster-sized pictures of…themselves.
• Despite those persistent rumors about her latent promiscuity, Lindsay Lohan just isn't into going "backdoor."
• Just when things were finally starting to heat up between QB Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen, his ex, Bridget Moynahan has to be all, "Look at me, look at me! I'm having your baby."
• Kim Kardashian knows you aren't ready for this jelly.
• A nostalgic look back at a time where Paris pretended to go to jail for the sake of high fashion, belated irony.
• Gisele Bundchen says "nobody is a virgin when they get married" nowadays. Then, to prove her point, she reminded us all that she's "single and fabulous" by banging Tom Brady and having a minor pregnancy scare.
• Petra Nemcova ruins a perfectly good upskirt moment by masterfully exiting out of an NYC taxicab. Bitch.
• Nicole Richie continues to hide her face underneath a giant, terrycloth towel. Out of shame, perhaps? No, that can't be it…
• Did Vicky's fire Gisele Bundchen because of her hefty paycheck? Or because she was Bitchy McDiva?
• See Kate Moss like you've never seen her before.
• Escort-turned-journalist Jeff Gannon gets inspired by McG, becomes event coordinator for the International Bible Reading Association.
• Ron Burkle sues Anne Hathaway's boyfriend for more money than you could possibly imagine. Or, in Burkle's words, "enough to buy a low-grade mansion."
• Stephen Colbert gives Rep. Tom Davis a much-needed lesson on "doobies."
• Bravo searches for Tim Gunn's sidekick. The ideal candidate will be a fashionably dressed fag hag who knows how to "make it work."
• Supposedly, there are pictures floating around showing Britney Spears to be (gasp!) an unfit mother. And when you're done chewing on that, chew on these.
• Jim Carrey has given Jenny McCarthy cart blanche to bang Justin Timberlake, should the opportunity ever present itself.
• Is Gisele Bundchen pregnant or isn't she? Either way, she looks totally hot on the cover of Vanity Fair!
• Mandy Moore may or may not have come to her senses and ditched DJ AM.
• Jimmy Kimmel can't take credit for breaking Jared Leto's nose. But he kinda wishes he could.
• Angelina Jolie foils kidnapping plot by convincing her would-be assailants that she's "not nearly as attractive as she looks in the movies."
• Tom Brady potentially knocked up both his ex and current girlfriends. Talk about a busy off-season!
• Chris Rock's parents, after he told them he wanted to be an actor: "Fine! He's not selling crack. Thank you, Lord!"
• And in crazy washed-up celebrity news, the lead singer of Blues Traveler was arrested for driving 111mph and carrying enough weapons to kill the Gin Blossoms and the entire population of Rhode Island.
• "Crutches be damned" barks Victoria Beckham, who plays the role of supportive wife by dragging her injured husband out for a shopping excursion.
• After 66 years of fighting bad guys, Captain America finally gets his patriotic ass shot and killed.
• Seriously, what's the deal with Brooke Hogan, anyway?
I'd be lying if I said no - my parents have been married for 35 years and have six children. Thing is, I'm just 26 years old, so I have plenty of time…Thinking about it, the only difference between me and other people is that I travel a lot more.
–Gisele Bundchen via Us
• Model/actress Bridget Moynahan is getting rexy over rumors that naturally-thin supermodel Gisele Bundchen is dating her ex. Related: normal women everywhere try, fail, to relate.
• Introducing President Barack Obama, from the same people who brought you Shrek and Shrek 2.
• Grey's Anatomy star Isaiah Washington fires his publicist for permitting him to attend the Golden Globes without wearing a muzzle.
• But that may not be enough to stop Washington from joining 289 former Time Inc. staffers over at the unemployment line.
• Mandy Moore is evidently still punishing herself for "Candy" by continuing to date DJ A.M.
• Today's blind item is more of a "who cares?" than a "whodunit?" but we leave you to ponder over which Spitzer appointee has a threesome fetish.
• And today, in Z-list celebrity feuds…Dustin "Screech" Diamond takes on Gary Coleman.
Well, it's finally happened. Supermodel Gisele Bundchen has taken time out of her busy catwalking schedule to defend the trend of uber-skinny fashion models. Gisele, who is not at all biased in this particular area, explains that healthy eating habits are learned/formed in the home, and not (as previously thought) on the runway.
The Amazonian beauty attempts to rouse our sympathy, claiming that her heroine chic look was initially mocked by classmates, and attributing her eventual success and healthy passable BMI to the family she never sees:
"I never suffered from this problem (anorexia) because I had a very strong family base. Parents are responsible, not the fashion industry," she said in the Friday edition of O Globo newspaper.
Moreover, Gisele is careful to remind us that she is—in every way—genetically superior, and finishes up by detailing how the cold, unforgiving fashion world unselfishly took her under its wing:
"Everybody knows that the norm in fashion is thin," said the model who is 5'11" and 125 pounds. "But excuse me, there are people born with the right genes for this profession."
Gisele added that, as a child, her peers teased her for being skinny, calling her names like Olive Oil (meaning the Popeye cartoon character, not the viscous liquid containing a high content of monosaturated fat and polyphenols).
"In fashion I felt accepted,” she said. “I never felt lonely because I always relied on my family."
Although generally dismissed as uninformed and ridiculous, Gisele's comments immediately drew comparisons to designer Karl "Formerly Obese" Lagerfeld's earlier musings on the subject, particularly his empirically unsound contention that anorexia does not plague the fashion world.
Unfortunately, Lagerfeld was unavailable for comment, as he was busily trying to schedule his next liposuction appointment with "someone other than the plastic surgeon who did Tara Reid."
• Courtney Love takes to the internet with an anonymous screenname…and still can't find herself a date. And here you thought online dating was just for losers and crazies!
• Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady possibly dating? Possibly to make beautiful, beautiful babies together??
• Hugh Hefner congratulates Pam Anderson on divorcing Kid Rock; Pam continues to fuel rumors that Borat was responsible for the split.
• In their continuing effort to befriend new and easily persuadable celebs, Tom and Katie spent the Globes after-party whispering conspiratorially with J.Lo and Marc Antony.
• Drew Barrymore grossly made out with Bruce Willis at Prince's Golden Globes after-party, giving hope to men over 50 everywhere.
• Only Pam Anderson can make eating your veggies this hot. Her kids are going to be so super healthy. [Huffington Post]
• Kate Moss kissing a girl for coke money isn't the weird part … it's that a creepy business tycoon paid for it and donated the money to charity that kind of freaks us out. [Mirror]
• Page Six asks Gisele Bundchen, "who's your daddy?" [Page Six]
• Cannes didn't care for the Da Vinci Code, but, they're French, so this can only help box office ratings in the US. [AP]
• Shannon Elizabeth goes crazy on a photog. Nobody can actually remember last time someone took a picture of her, but … we guess she's gotten used to not being famous. [TMZ]
• Apparently, most people would rather talk to themselves than to Michael Eisner. [TV Newser]
• Leonardo DiCaprio goes from Gisele Bündchen to Lindsay Lohan. Kind of like how he went from The Basketball Diaries to The Beach. [A Socialite's Life]
• You might want to put down that Tasti D-Lite. Photos of Ryan Seacrest and Teri Hatcher making out should not be viewed while snacking. [Us Weekly]
• When bloggers don’t write books, they find new blogs to write for. In addition to his persy project, R8, Ben Smith is set to join Uncle Mort at the Daily News for their new blog, The Daily Politics. [Politicker]
• Thanks to Kevin Federline and his new "drop," come August, we’ll all be polishing our guns. [MSNBC]
• Jessica Simpson might be the one paying her assistant CaCee Cobb, but the glorified gopher's loyalty remains with Nick Lachey. She's been running her mouth about Jessica's infidelity and general mistreatment of poor Nick, and even a new BMW and Rolex haven't stopped her free flow of gossip. [Lowdown]
• Can't a girl take her top off in her backyard anymore these days? Jennifer Aniston should know that's not an option, and paparazzo Peter Brandt so kindly reminded her with his telephoto lens. Now Jen's lawyers are warning the tabloids against purchasing any of those photos, especially since you can get the Photoshopped fakes for free. [R&M]
• Robbie Williams won apologies and libel damages from a trio of tabloids over claims he's a closet homosexual. Says his lawyer: "Mr. Williams is not, and has never been, homosexual." Though he might be tomorrow. [BBC]
• The real reason Kevin Federline and Britney Spears are having problems? Brit's mother Lynne hates her son-in-law. But Kevin is taking the loss hard. Of his Ferrari, that is. [Page Six]
• Justin Timberlake, tired of being turned down for acting roles for sounding like a girl, enlisted a voice coach to give him the vocals to match his Trousersnake reputation. [The Scoop]
• Sweet Charity star Christina Applegate is splitting from husband Johnathon Schaech — and it's his call. His residual checks from That Thing You Do must really be kicking in. [TMZ]
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• Gisele Bundchen will not have anyone looking at her bare ass as she glides down the runway. [Page Six]
• Eminem is ready to remarry ex-wife and lyrical focal point Kim Mathers, or at least Star would like you to believe they have an exclusive saying so. [Star]
• Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are said to be expecting a boy, not a thetan. [The Scoop]
• Who to swap handshakes with: Members of the Marine Corp. or Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles? We'd choose to watch Lost repeats, but Tom Brokaw broke his armed forces speaking commitment to be with the latter. [Page Six]
• So much for Leonardo DiCaprio's Pussy Posse's charm. After getting the boot from Gisele Bundchen after exploring the shores of Sienna Miller's beach, he couldn't even muster a Halloween lay. [Page Six]
• The latest Rosa Parks name dropper? Sarah Michelle Gellar, who lectured on the shallowness of women's values today – compared to Parks' mission – at .. a party for DKNY jeans. [Lowdown]
• She'll do the cover of New York and pen 12,000 words for the Times in any given week, but point a paparazzi camera at Maureen Dowd and she'll flee. [Gatecrasher]
• Wednesday night's gala at the Guggenheim for the new Michelin Red Guide was a foodie who's who, but the French book's snubs meant the Four Seasons' Julian Niccolini was (among others) a no show, leaving Daniel Boulud to soak up the limelight. [Page Six]
• What do you do when your own network won't help you pimp your memoirs? If you're Mike Wallace, you have your son, Chris, interview you. [AP]
• Retired nightclub impresario Peter Gatien is back on the scene, but if a nightclub opens in Toronto, does it really count as a comeback? [Page Six]
When we heard yesterday that Leonardo DiCaprio and Gisele Bundchen had split, there weren't many details to be had. But give the gossipists a few hours and a phone and you can be sure "insiders" (that is, chatty paparazzi) will begin telling all.
It turns out that Sienna Miller – once portrayed as the innocent victim to Jude Law's cheating – had a hand in the break up. The Factory Girl is said to have been one (of many) lass that Leo couldn't keep his hands off of. Depending on which story you believe, Leo and Sienna got together in either New York or L.A.
And to make the situation one big celebrity comedy? Leo was in New Orleans shooting All the King's Men while Jude and nanny Daisy Wright were engaging in their own tryst. It's just too bad Hurricane Katrina had to be right about everything: the blacks and DiCaprio.
Leo and Sienna: It's The Rumor Du Jour [Fox 411]
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