From our inbox of despair, arriving late yesterday:

joanna coles having a glenn close tv pilot shot in her apartment tomorrow.

TV pilot? Would that be the Glenn Close TV Project we've heard so much nothing about? Where Maire Claire EIC Coles uses her uncanny resemblance to Close to score a cameo?

• Glenn Close getting married is kind of cute in that "people might still want you when you're old" kind of way. [People]

• Oh, the internal conflicts of the boldfacers. Should I wear leather to a PETA party? Should I go watch my dad perform at Super Bowl? Does middle America really exist? [NYT]

• Maybe it's due to her excessive ADD, but we don't think Lindsay Lohan even knows it's illegal to drink at 19. (Note to Lindsay: don't talk to people without your publicist at your side.) [Lowdown]

• If Gawker commits suicide, they've asked us to blame Perez Hilton and his cupcake e-mail fight. [Gawker]

• Even in her diaries, the real Paris Hilton is real mean. [TMZ]