Litigator and former Robe Lowe nanny Jessica Gibson got her vamp on two days ago for a People magazine photoshoot. If Rob Lowe can try shaping the allegations of sexual harassment and extortion, then so can she! Here she is in a pic appearing in this week's issue, where it should be captioned "Jessica has nothing to hide," as per attorney Gloria Allred's talking point, and our own conclusion after looking at her bangin' body.

There's only one way the Hearst Entertainment's (huh?) new show No Guts No Gloria could get better: It be renamed No Jerkoffs No Judith and feature the esteemed Ms. Regan. But for now, we'll settle for liberal women's rights acrobat Gloria Allred in the starring role. The "take-no-prisoners attitude and unconventional tactics" show, currently being shopped around to networks, pairs Allred with people who are "angry and out for justice." How very Lin Wood, very Erin Brockovich. Slap on a guest appearance from Amber Frey and we've got magic, people.