• Anna Nicole Smith's lawyer (not her lawyer/husband, the other one) cuts her off his client list. She probably tried to make him think it was his baby. [Us]

• Oh, Sienna Miller. The folks of Pittsburgh are seriously going to build a statue in your honor after you leave. Just so they can knock it down Baghdad style. [Page Six]

• This is why Maer Roshan will never be asked to do a television spot. [Gawker]

• Elenor Roosevelt was a feminist. Therefore she was a lesbian. And was in love with the only butchy gal around, Amelia Earhart. Don't believe us? Rush & Molloy have proof. [R&M]

• Michael Jackson has officially started wearing women's clothing. It's Saint Tropez, so, it's all good. [Defamer]

• Lindsay Lohan's father just never stops. For this we will forgive her bathroom activities for at least four days. [FBLA]

• A bit of a scuffle occurred at the 15-year-anniversary party for New York's first gay weekly, HX. Ah, the casualties of putting 200 gay media folks on a boat. [Queerty]

• Falling asleep at your computer? Gawker recommends doing a shit ton of Adderall. Not as harsh as coke, will keep you skinny, and it's not really that illegal. We would say "yoga" but that's why we're losers. [Gawker]

• Paris Hilton is a pothead? That might be a good campaign for keeping kids off drugs. [FBNY]

• Does Sandra Bullock not understand that when celebs get chubby, the paparazzi creams themselves over the idea of a (cha-ching!) baby on board? And she confesses that maybe she can't have kids. [OAN]

• Since the end of Will & Grace and Frasier there aren't anymore gay people on TV. [AP]

• Blender's average reader = Radar's average staffer. [FBNY]

• In case you missed the William Shatner roast last night on Comedy Central, this part was really fucking funny. [Queerty]

• Harvey Weinstein has his eye on MGM. And if he doesn't get it, you best bet somebody's going to get eaten alive. [Defamer]

• We actually wouldn't mind smelling like Victoria and David Beckham … as long as we don't have to walk or talk like them. [TMZ]

• NYC murderers are really getting creative these days. [NYT]

• Forget Asian Bird Flu, SARS, or cockroach chicken. It's Hepatitis B that's plaguing New York's Asian community. [NYT]

• The biggest problem with summer fashion is not the shorts, but the skirts. And the guys taking pictures of what's under them. [NYP]

• The Transom scopes out "the party for short men and the men who enjoy them." [NYO]

• The words New Jersey, Beaches, and Sparkle are put together to form one sentence. [Cityrag]

• Flashers, ass-grabbers, cat callers, and little boys beware. NYC women have camera phones and blogs, and they're not afraid to use them. [NYDN]

Yesterday morning a book fell on Observer staffer Choire Sicha's desk. The title of this magic piece of literature was Same Sex and the City: So Your Prince Charming Is Really a Cinderella and was "written by two chicks named Lauren."

Lauren Levin and Lauren something else (who once worked at Teen Vogue) compiled their experiences into a revealing read full of "exceptional sexual politics" and NYU girls experimenting with the trashiest ways to attract attention from guys.

But, no matter how much those horny, post-pubescent guys may want to watch Lauren on Lauren action, will they really want to read it?

Well, here's a warning: Even the chapter by some chick named "Liza" called "I Got Hammered and Made Out with My Friend for $30 in Front of 12 Guys… Am I a Lesbian?" wasn't that hot. Particularly because "Liza" got hammered on six shots of Absolut Kurant. No, perhaps "Liza" isn't a lez—but she sure is a pussy.

Whatever, we'll read it. If only to find out if NYU girls and former Teen Vogue Laurens are sluttier than the new Teen Vogue Lauren — y'know Laguna Beach's LC?

We already know she can drink way more than six shots. Hello, we saw the Cabo episode.

The Cockpit: Hot Lesbian Sexy Action [Choire "I Like Ladies!" Sicha, The Daily Transom]