Last night's Golden Globes were relatively … well, boring. There were few shockers and no surprise couples, but still, the winners and outcomes were not disappointing. Favorites were: Walk the Line, Brokeback Mountain, Lost, and Desperate Housewives, with Joaquin Pheonix and Reese Witherspoon cleaning house in the best comedy or musical category.

Thank god for the likes of Mariah Carey, Sandra Oh, Ang Lee, Jaime Foxx, and Eva Longoria. There were just too many damn white people at this award ceremony. Ok, white people can be funny, too. Our favorite highlights, plus links to the coverage, after the jump.

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If you don't have your Chinese take-out and champagne ready to experience the best night ever, well, we don't know why you're reading this blog right now. Most likely, you are searching for the insider scoop on the best awards ever &mdash yes, because all the celebs show up drunk. Well, even though we aren't covering the show live (we don't like to drink and blog) we know how important it is to you.

After all, Hollywood stars and TV personalities haven't come together in such fabulous-ness since Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt. Let's hope tonight's nominees have more luck than they did, right? Don't know who the the noms are? Check out Hollywood Foreign Press' website.

Plus, stay tuned to all those live bloggers — BritboyLA, TV Squad and Popwatch will all be noting Teri Hatcher's walk down the red carpet sans underwear.

Ok, so we realized that Jake Gyllenhaal won't actually be there, so we can't live vicariously through his date. Still, we hope to win enough money on our GG bets to buy tickets to Capote. Check out our update first thing tomorrow morning.

There is only one time a year when we wished we lived in LA, and that, friends, is Golden Globes week. This is especially true of this year, when Jake Gyllenhaal is absolutely guaranteed to be present in support of his his Brokeback Mountain nominated crew. We weren't really surprised that it was Heath Ledger who in fact snagged the the globe nom — in fact we hope this means that Jake will keep starring (preferably naked) in three movies a year until he freakin' wins something besides People's second hottest guy of the year awards.

Well, we just thought you might need a little Jake, er, break, in your day. Semi-complete list of real golden globe nominees after the jump…

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